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aristotle
Aristotle  (Level: 72.7 - Posts: 191)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 2:27 PM

QUICK JOKE

Q: What should you say to someone who steals your gate?

A: Nothing. He might take a fence.



1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 2:30 PM

groaner

clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 2:35 PM

I was getting some money out of the cash machine earlier. This really old lady asked me if i'd check her balance for her, i was very reluctant. Sure enough, one quick shove and she fell over.

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.3 - Posts: 3742)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 2:36 PM

Fobidden fruit makes many jams.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 3:16 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Can't elope tonight, Pa's home.



(sorry, my memory for jokes has to go WAAY back)

sargon
Sargon  (Level: 112.0 - Posts: 1256)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 4:33 PM

What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall?

Dam !!

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 4:46 PM



How do you catch a unique rabbit?




Unique up on it!

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 4:46 PM


How do you catch a tame rabbit?







Tame way, unique up on it!

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 4:59 PM

How do you know if you have an elephant in your refrigerater?
There are footprints in the butter.

foogs
Foogs  (Level: 267.9 - Posts: 848)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 5:13 PM

What did the elephant say to the naked man?








Yeah, it's kind of cute, but how do you drink water through it.

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 5:41 PM

LMAO!!

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Mon, 12th Oct '09 6:34 PM

ROFL

clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Tue, 13th Oct '09 3:00 AM

A young female teacher was explaining to the headmaster that she thought little Tommy was too bright to be in class C. The head said "Ask him a few questions, and i'll decide". First she asked him what a cow has four off that i only have two off."Legs" he replied. Then she asked what a dog can do on three legs, a man does on two legs, and a lady does sitting down. "Shake hands" little Tommy instantly replied. Finally she asked him for a four letter word that means intercourse. "Talk" Tommy told her. The headmaster leant over and said to the teacher. "Put him up a grade, i got them all wrong".

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.3 - Posts: 3742)
Tue, 13th Oct '09 7:04 PM

Where do the honeybees go for a quick rest stop relief?


To the BP Station.


Except for the little varmint who vandalized it last week.


He's a little Esso bee.


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