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maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.5 - Posts: 2672)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 12:27 PM

INTERESTING SIGNS

Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari parkI sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)



m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.6 - Posts: 3742)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 12:44 PM

At my math clinics, I pass out these cards:

Need Math help? Call 1-800-3x2 + 2x + 7.

(The 2 after the first x is an exponent, but the formatting is lost when it's posted here).

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.6 - Posts: 5316)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 3:25 PM

Cute - both of these!

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 4:22 PM

Not far from here, at a place called Branxton, is a sign that has often featured on the internet. It states: "SLOW DOWN! We have two cemeteries, but no hospital"

I have seen many repeats of the image circulated in emails
~Bev

lowiq
Lowiq  (Level: 205.1 - Posts: 1943)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 5:12 PM

One of the local restaurants would proudly display a sign reading "LIVER AND ONIONS...ALL YOU CAN EAT!"

They're under new management now.

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 5:28 PM

Sign in front of a Dallas restaurant:

Smooth Barbecue
'You don't need teeth to eat our beef'

dizzy
Dizzy  (Level: 180.7 - Posts: 296)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 5:36 PM

Sign outside Maternity Hospital

Please use rear entrance

winddancer41
Winddancer41  (Level: 63.3 - Posts: 1113)
Wed, 14th Oct '09 5:58 PM

WAs going through Bloomington, Indiana this a.m. on our way home and saw this on a sign in front of a church, MESSAGE BOARD BROKEN GET MESSAGE INSIDE. Thought that was kind of cute. charlotte

summertime
Summertime  (Level: 111.0 - Posts: 1122)
Fri, 16th Oct '09 12:57 AM

Drive-in hamburger stands with car-hops were first seen in the 1940's in California. However, in Southern California in 1948, Esther and Harry Snyder took the concept to the next level with the use of speakers for customers to order food....sans the carhops, then drive forward to pay and pickup the order. Of course, very common place with every fast-food restaurant in existence today, but the Synders were the pioneers. I lived in Northern California and the restaurants (still family owned) eventually moved into that area during the early 1970s. Whew! Anyhoo...my point being, for sure it was a more simple and innocent time back then, wouldn't you agree? Had to be...the Synders called their business, "In-N-Out Burger". Well within months the In-N-Out tees were the rage with kids. My favorite was the advertisement - Get your "In-N-Out" gift card.
Well anyway, it was hilarious then.

m48ortal
M48ortal  (Level: 251.6 - Posts: 3742)
Fri, 16th Oct '09 12:59 PM

Sign at a tailors: Need hemming? Drop your pants here.

bigmama60
Bigmama60  (Level: 95.2 - Posts: 6648)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 9:51 AM

A bum or homeless man was standing in front of McDonalds. He had a sign which read.. Will work for food. Duh?

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 10:04 AM

A sign near me: Ladies Dresses Half Off. I've really been meaning to stop by.

bigmama60
Bigmama60  (Level: 95.2 - Posts: 6648)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 1:26 PM

Will you be getting a partially clad dress for your wife?

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 5:22 PM

I'm unsure.


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