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Towerguard  (Level: 71.8 - Posts: 156)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 7:14 PM


Suburban Man Found Dead in his Home
Thursday, October 15, 2009
By L. E. May-Clampett, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Police and paramedics responding to an anonymous 911 call drove to a home in suburban Pittsburgh. After no one answered the door, they broke open the front door in order to look for the distressed caller.

Once inside, they found an approximately 55 year old man dead on the floor of the dining room. The identity of the man has not be released pending notification of next of kin.

The man appeared to have been preparing to eat with another person when he died. The table was set for two. There were two glasses of wine which were already partially consumed. The whereabouts of the other party has not been discovered, but they believe it to be a woman according to the lipstick marks on the wine glass.

Police believe the man choked to death. The only clue they have is a mysterious disk-shaped object found lodged in his throat. They could not readily explain what it was doing in his mouth.

"It looks like a small, brown hockey puck," stated Sgt. Manny Bridges. "We chipped off some samples and sent them off for analysis. It is an unusual material, not rock or wood, and certainly not edible. We hope the lab results will cast a light on what transpired here this afternoon."

Asor  (Level: 162.1 - Posts: 594)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 7:38 PM

L.E. May Clampett?

Daisy did it!!

Lucimoore  (Level: 191.8 - Posts: 1731)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 7:40 PM

Only the little green bird knows.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 8:43 PM


1-Was he fully clothed?

2-Was there duct tape involved?

Just wondered.

Lucimoore  (Level: 191.8 - Posts: 1731)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 9:00 PM

I just heard the police found one of those medical alert bracelets on his wrist. "Allergic to cinnamon"

Pennwoman  (Level: 161.8 - Posts: 2476)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 10:21 PM

The cookies were good! Honest!

Summertime  (Level: 114.7 - Posts: 1122)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 10:28 PM

Oh geez....ha, ha.

Bbear  (Level: 166.9 - Posts: 2297)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 10:56 PM

Swallowed the cork? I'm stumped.

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4285)
Thu, 15th Oct '09 11:06 PM

Pennwoman  (Level: 161.8 - Posts: 2476)
Fri, 16th Oct '09 11:40 AM

Okay, I admit, I'm stumped too, what did I miss?

Garrybl  (Level: 291.0 - Posts: 6768)
Fri, 16th Oct '09 12:02 PM

Those oatmeal cookies perhaps?

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