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lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 1:23 AM

SAY WHAT?

Scott takes the kids to their music lessons Friday evenings. When he got home tonight, he told me that our 12 year old daughter had asked him for something that made his jaw drop and he couldn't talk for a few seconds. While sitting in the car waiting for her brother to get out of his lesson so she could go in, she turned to her dad and said "Hey Dad, can you buy me a G string?" He said he didn't know what to say he was so taken aback.

Then she saw him struggling and said "Geez Dad, not a hooker one. I broke the G string on my guitar and need one before lessons."

bwwwahahahahahahaha

cujgie
Cujgie  (Level: 173.7 - Posts: 754)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 1:32 AM

I LOVE it!

Like the little boy who asked his dad where he came from, and the dad went through the whole birds-and-bees thing.After listening patiently, when the dad finally took a breath, the little boy said, "I mean, what city was I born in?"

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.6 - Posts: 3302)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 5:06 AM

Those are both classics! Here's a another similar moment.

Years ago, a middle school student left a small round plastic case behind in my classroom. I threw it in my desk drawer, but was somewhat aghast - I figured it to look like a case from a diaphragm. Nothing more was said about the case. It wasn't until many years later, when my daughter got her first dental retainer that I realized what that case was!

Duh.

clevercloggs
Clevercloggs  (Level: 27.4 - Posts: 1246)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 5:25 AM

Father.....Son, do you know about the birds and the bees ?
Son.........No, and i don't want to know. Promise me you won't tell me.
Father.....Why, what's wrong ?
Son........When i was 7 i got the "There's no easter Bunny speech". When i was 8 you told me "There is no Santa" If you tell me now that adults don't really s**g one another, i'll have nothing to look forward too.


mplaw51
Mplaw51  (Level: 179.5 - Posts: 1582)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 8:29 AM

This reminds me of the story of the young boy who asked his mother what sex was. She got all involved with her talk of sex and love, etc. with her son and then asked if he had any questions. His response was, "Yes, I'm filling out this form and it says 'sex', what do I put down?"

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 9:19 AM

Our youngest son took sex-ed in the 7th grade and during a class he was asked what the two things that combine to cause pregnancy. Excited that he actually knew the answer he blurted out "SPERM AND VENOM! The teacher reminded him that we are trying to create life, not end it.

pennwoman
Pennwoman  (Level: 155.2 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 9:29 AM

This actually happened to my girlfriend.
Her 6 year old son, was talking about, how he had a girlfriend now, which she got a chuckle out of, but then was rendered speechless when her son, told her, he had been French kissing his girlfriend at recess.
French kissing? she said, "What do you mean"....
"Oh, mom" he told her, in that special tone, which meant she clearing knew NOTHING, "You know, like Gomez does to Morticia, on the Addams Family"

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 1:52 PM

My favorite goes blah blah "I know all that Dad. Who f'ed the stork?"

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.7 - Posts: 7570)
Sat, 17th Oct '09 2:08 PM

Great stuff! Good laughs for a rainy Saturday

Sex ed 101:
How can you tell the difference between a male chromosome from a female chromosome ?

Just pull down their genes.


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