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koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Sat, 15th Jul '06 2:41 PM

GIVING 110%

I got this in an email, so I apologize that I cannot credit the person who actually wrote this formula:

Have you ever been to a meeting where the manager insists that you give 110% to his project? How can you give more than 100%? Well, this formula will tell you how this is possible:


If each letter of the alphabet is given a number as follows:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D--W--O--R--K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and


K- N- O- W- L -E- D-G-E
11+14+15+ 23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A- T- T- I- T- U- D -E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B- U -L- L- S- H- I- T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A- S- S- K- I- S- S -I -N- G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BULLSHIT and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Sat, 15th Jul '06 10:46 PM

very very funny!

I sent it right to my work email so I can forward it along

thanks!

skillet66
Skillet66  (Level: 83.5 - Posts: 210)
Wed, 19th Jul '06 12:33 PM

This is so true!!I do not do either one,but my job has a group of board members who think you must do this!So,as of July 15,I kindly told them I quit!Now,they can kiss my a**!!!!Martha


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