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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.9 - Posts: 5883)
Tue, 10th Nov '09 10:39 AM

RANDOM THOUGHTS

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.




felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 10th Nov '09 10:41 AM

Chicken feed can only lead to one thing.

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6641)
Tue, 10th Nov '09 11:29 AM

What a great list!
Original or is there a source (please dont tell me it was a forwarded email or I'll have to start reading mine....)

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.4 - Posts: 3302)
Tue, 10th Nov '09 11:59 AM

Marsha - That was a great list! I don't usually read these kinds of lists, but I got hooked immediately.

1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.9 - Posts: 5883)
Tue, 10th Nov '09 1:05 PM

Sorry, I can't take the credit for it. When have I ever been original? bwahahaha

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Tue, 10th Nov '09 1:08 PM

By the time you break all the safty seals off a bottle of pain reliever, you're too pissed to remember what pain you had!

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.3 - Posts: 5487)
Tue, 10th Nov '09 1:27 PM

Loved the list...I''ve always wondered about those tags that say Wash and Wear...you know, you wash it and then wear it without benefit of drying it after you wash it kinda thing...
Vickie

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6641)
Wed, 11th Nov '09 7:56 PM

Marsha

Do you read Funny Times; I'm rather behindhand with it, and discovered an article by MDRosenberg.on my way to wor today.
Very funny stuff (larger list than yours i think)

virtus
Virtus  (Level: 161.6 - Posts: 2458)
Wed, 11th Nov '09 8:17 PM

Marsha, thanks for the laughs. I can really identify with most of them.

lodi
Lodi  (Level: 98.7 - Posts: 2144)
Wed, 11th Nov '09 8:30 PM

Hilarious!

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Wed, 11th Nov '09 9:56 PM

I loved number one! And I, too, agree there should be a light in the freezer.




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