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Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5224)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 11:30 AM


The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutraliser Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 11:31 AM

Happy Friday!!!

Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12008)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 11:49 AM

I got the shot.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5224)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 12:22 PM

I need the vaccine today!

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5678)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 12:48 PM


F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 5:58 PM

Ditto on Vickie. ROFL

Mplaw51  (Level: 185.5 - Posts: 1580)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 9:32 PM

This week I started on Wednesday.

This kind of reminds of my oldest son who came home after his first week in school. He was very excited and said, "We have two days off, they're called the weekend!". Oh to be 5 years old and enjoy the simple things in life, huh?

Leaston  (Level: 42.6 - Posts: 837)
Fri, 13th Nov '09 10:24 PM


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