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Pennwoman  (Level: 152.3 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 14th Nov '09 1:57 PM


The Devil and A Guy From Pittsburgh

A guy from Pittsburgh dies and is sent to Hell. He had been
a horrible man his entire life.

The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a

To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim
to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is baffled as the guy from Pittsburgh
is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.

The devil walks up to him and says, "I
don't understand his. I've turned
the heat way up, it's humid, and you’re crushing rocks;
why are you so happy?"

The guy from Pittsburgh , with a big smile,
looks at the devil and replies,
"This is great! It reminds me of August in Pittsburgh . Hot,
humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to
ponder the remarks of the guy from Pittsburgh . Then he decides to drop the
temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind.
Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust
blowing into his eyes, the guy from Pittsburgh is happily slogging
through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.

Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in
such conditions.

The guy from Pittsburgh replies, "This is great! Just
like April in Pittsburgh .
It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring

The devil is now completely baffled but more
determined to make the guy from Pittsburgh suffer. He makes the temperature

Hell is blanketed in snow and ice.

Confident that this will surely make the guy from Pittsburgh
the devil checks in on him.

He is again shocked at what he sees. The guy from
Pittsburgh is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40
below zero!?" screams the devil.

Jumping up and down, the guy from Pittsburgh throws a
snowball at the devil and yells,

"Hell's frozen over! This means the Pirates won the World

Jank0614  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 4597)
Sat, 14th Nov '09 2:19 PM


(When I saw the title of the thread, I was hoping it didn't have anything to do with that guy and the oatmeal cookies!)

F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Sat, 14th Nov '09 2:37 PM

Now that was funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Bbear  (Level: 160.0 - Posts: 2301)
Sat, 14th Nov '09 3:18 PM

Make him from New Orleans and make it the Saints!!!!

Pennwoman  (Level: 152.3 - Posts: 2478)
Sat, 14th Nov '09 7:56 PM

Yes, but the Saints have a much better chance of winning the World Series than the PIrates do............. And yes, I am aware the Saints are football.........

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