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Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 17th Nov '09 6:12 PM


Stop me if you have heard these! ------ A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny Thermos.
Fascinated, she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why that's a Thermos,,,,,,it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

"Wow!, said the blonde, 'that's amazing,,,I'm going to buy it" So she bought it and
took it to work the next day,

Her boss saw it and asked "What's that?'

"That's a Thermos. she said,. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'

"What's in it?" he asked

"Two popsickles and some coffee.

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at a drive-in movie?

They went to see "Closed For The Winter"


A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the neighbors dog.
It has been barking for over an hour.

The blonde jumps out of bed and says. "I've had enough of this"
and goes downstairs.

Later she comes back to bed and her husband says, "The dog's still barking,
what have you been doing?"

The blonde says,
"I put it in OUR yard, let's see how THEY like it!"

Headylamar  (Level: 154.6 - Posts: 740)
Tue, 17th Nov '09 6:28 PM

Looks like blonde bashing to me..... Just kidding. This blondie loved em!

Lodi  (Level: 107.5 - Posts: 2144)
Tue, 17th Nov '09 8:00 PM

That last one actually made me choke on my diet coke.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Tue, 17th Nov '09 8:44 PM

On behalf of all "boring" brunettes,
I applaud you Sir
Thanks for the LOL

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