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1mks  (Level: 219.5 - Posts: 5925)
Wed, 18th Nov '09 1:05 PM


A husband and wife are shopping in their local
Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser
and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,'
replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

On the PA system:
Cleanup on aisle 4, we have a husband down.'

M48ortal  (Level: 262.0 - Posts: 3830)
Wed, 18th Nov '09 1:29 PM

Pretty close to a real story.

I was traveling with a school group when we passed a billboard featuring a girl in a bikini and advertising beer. One of our girls asked, "So if I drink a six-pack of their beer, I'll look like that?"

One of our young men answered,"No, but if I drank the six-pack, you would."

"Thwack!" "Ooof!"

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