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Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 19th Nov '09 3:38 PM


I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, government health care, real estate prices, the stock market, federal deficit, Iraq, Afghanistan, global warming,,,etc, I called the suicide hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5235)
Thu, 19th Nov '09 3:52 PM

Bobolicios  (Level: 119.6 - Posts: 1745)
Thu, 19th Nov '09 5:04 PM

If it wasn't a possibility that wouldn't be as funny! Too funny Don!!! Hey don't you love it when you reach a call center and you can just tell it is in India. So funny! They actually go to school to sound like Americans.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2476)
Thu, 19th Nov '09 8:34 PM

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Customer:"I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator:"Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer:"It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator:"Sir, they are our opening hours".

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator:"Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
Scotland ".
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box
told a worried operator:

"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number
Tech Support:"I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support:"OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support:"OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?".

Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote
Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer:"Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised
that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my
file back again?".

Salzypat  (Level: 162.6 - Posts: 5426)
Fri, 20th Nov '09 12:51 AM

Donden, that was one of the better ones you've posted lately!

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