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artcr1715
Artcr1715  (Level: 100.1 - Posts: 165)
Sun, 20th Dec '09 8:19 PM

PUN INTENDED

What do you call a hairpiece in Hades?

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Give up?

A hell toupee!!


salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5314)
Sun, 20th Dec '09 10:50 PM

oh very funny!


donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 21st Dec '09 10:54 AM

What do you call a cat with no legs?




Dogfood

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Mon, 21st Dec '09 4:27 PM

Whatta you call a guy with no arms and legs?



"Mat"





~Bev

artcr1715
Artcr1715  (Level: 100.1 - Posts: 165)
Mon, 21st Dec '09 8:31 PM

I could almost hear all the groans.
Well, here is one more................
What do you charge a pirate for corn?
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A buck an ear, of course!!

artcr1715
Artcr1715  (Level: 100.1 - Posts: 165)
Mon, 4th Jan '10 7:06 PM

This might be my last one.... unless someone steps up and says they want to see more

What is another name for a "kangaroo court"?
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A trial by "Joey"

calamari
Calamari  (Level: 12.4 - Posts: 249)
Mon, 4th Jan '10 7:08 PM

I can't believe that Ken hasn't chimed in on this thread yet ....

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6639)
Mon, 4th Jan '10 7:44 PM

What do you call a blind buck?

No idea

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 5th Jan '10 11:42 AM

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and left arm in a car crash?
He's all right now.

What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.

What has for legs, is, big, green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

Where do you get virgin wool?
from ugly sheep.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick


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