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Surreyman  (Level: 274.6 - Posts: 2776)
Thu, 24th Dec '09 5:46 AM


Doesn't really fit into the Sploofus quiz mould!
And best circulated around your Christmas parties after the bottles have flowed ............

Answers will be published whenever enough have sobered up adequately to scream.
(But don't try asking me for the next week or so!).

Insert the name of 49 different animals, birds, insects or mammals in the blanks to complete this tale.
NOTE: Although the spelling may not be correct, the sound of the word will make the sense of the story.

Ena was getting ready for a party. _____ I called, ____ up or we will be late. I’ve just seen Bill go over the _____ crossing on his ______ motor bike. Bring your mac, I added, because I ______ a cloud in the sky. Bill is an authority on the works of Charles ____ and Walter de la ____ and he had travelled widely, once being the guest of a Tibetan _____.
The party was held at a house decorated with _____ lilies and ___kins and I know everyone except a girl with a ____ on her cheek. Her shabby escort had recently been sold a ___, the property turning out to be a white ________. A ___-a-tat at the door revealed John, an amiable fellow with a ______ moustache who never tried to ______ others or ___ his opinions down their throats, but was rather like a ____ in a china shop. He was once an army _______ and when a regular saw much _______ warfare in the jungle. He now runs a cricket team of young _____.
Food was plentiful despite being so ____ these days and the soup was delicious, being made from fresh cream and mu_____ms. Bill rather got my ____ by proceeding to _______ down quantities of strawberry _____ and making a real ___ of himself.
We had several ___ games, including one involving a ___ and a ball, and one in which we had to ____ our tummies. I felt an ___ as I usually don’t ______ that sort of game. I did win a shouting competition though, but was _____ than I’d been for ages at the end of it and rather _____ as well. Our host, who knew Bill was rather a _______ warned him “___ play fair now, and let’s have no ______ business”.
Later, whilst holding a ____ glass he tripped, bruised the ____ of his leg and spilt the contents over Ena’s dress. He looked rather _____ish but she took it very well and never turned a ____. He then told us about his relatives and how his ________d with the milkman.
I was rather glad it was not a ____ party as I cannot ____ them and find them rather a ____. As we left I said “It’s lu____ brought our macs, I think it is going to ________”.
We arrived home ___-tired after such a _____ of a time.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 24th Dec '09 3:48 PM

It's a very very very very very very very very very very very
long Kerblunk....
Thanks Surreyman....verrrrrry interesting.

Merry Christmas and a just-plain-drunk New Year to you.

Surreyman  (Level: 274.6 - Posts: 2776)
Sun, 27th Dec '09 7:10 AM

Some who stayed sober now want to see the answers.
Others still surfacing have implored me not to show them yet!

Since I've now semi-surfaced the answers are now shown in a seperate post.

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