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f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Wed, 10th Feb '10 9:21 PM

MUST BE A REDNECK JOKE

Only a Redneck could sign for a subpoena, have it handed to him and wait for the server to bring a package to his door!

calamari
Calamari  (Level: 12.4 - Posts: 249)
Wed, 10th Feb '10 9:27 PM

uh ... what are we talking about? Details, please!

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Wed, 10th Feb '10 9:41 PM

Just something really funny I heard that I think it would be worth Jeff Foxworthy(sp) to put in one of his Redneck books. Thought I would share some humor for some that may be snowed in.

asor
Asor  (Level: 156.0 - Posts: 589)
Wed, 10th Feb '10 9:57 PM

Now hold on just a gosh darn second. Are you telling me that guy's not coming back with a package for me??

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Wed, 10th Feb '10 10:02 PM

Asor,
Maybe the server might feel bad and bring you a package and mark it UPS or Fed Ex. However, I don't think you will see a truck. Hope he brings you something better!

buchanan
Buchanan  (Level: 81.3 - Posts: 339)
Thu, 11th Feb '10 12:38 AM

good one Laurie, buchanan

mymaria
Mymaria  (Level: 129.8 - Posts: 676)
Thu, 11th Feb '10 8:45 PM

This would definately either deserve a nod from Jeff Foxworthy, or a "Here's your Sign" from Bill Engval.....thanks Laurie for the chuckle.........

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Fri, 12th Feb '10 7:53 PM

I'm glad I made you smile Mymaria

Thank you Kathy. When I heard about it, I thought it was a good one too.

I hope Asor isn't still at his/her door waiting for the UPS or Fed Ex truck! Ha ha ha

asor
Asor  (Level: 156.0 - Posts: 589)
Sat, 13th Feb '10 11:22 AM

I'm really worried about the driver now. I'd go down the block to check to be sure he's OK, but I worry he'll come back from the other direction and I'll miss him. Hope he gets back soon cuz it's cold in this doorway and I really could use a trip to my outhouse!

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Sat, 13th Feb '10 6:31 PM

Asor,
Chances are it may be a different driver and maybe forget a package.
If that is the case, you might want to go to the outhouse and lock the door!
Do outhouses have locks? Haaaaaaaa

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Wed, 17th Feb '10 6:14 PM

My goodness Asor,
You must have really, really needed to use the outhouse!
I hope you didn't lock yourself in for too long, unless of course it's heated!


bokeelia
Bokeelia  (Level: 188.1 - Posts: 114)
Thu, 18th Feb '10 11:32 AM

After Hurricane Charlie hit my Florida house I bought a Husqvarna chain saw to remove some of the downed trees. The instuctions included "never stop the chain with your legs or genitals" . I now always think of it as a redneck vasectomy. Gotta love poor translations.

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Thu, 18th Feb '10 12:37 PM

That's funny, George!
Gotta love poor translation, but wonder about some
pretty idiotic people..or maybe feel sorry for them.

f5laur
F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Thu, 18th Feb '10 7:57 PM

Poor Asor is still hiding in the outhouse.


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