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Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Tue, 23rd Feb '10 3:07 PM


OVERHEARD: Two elderly ladies, commenting on the proposed high-rise public housing mooted for a nearby suburb: "Y'know, all of those high-rise places often turn into geckos."

What hilarious statement have YOU accidentally overheard?


Smoke  (Level: 96.7 - Posts: 12009)
Tue, 23rd Feb '10 4:12 PM

Ohhhh, so many.

How 'bout this?

"We're suing you because your neighbor's tree fell and crushed your garage, and we cut up the tree and hauled it away with no estimate and no work order, and your insurance refuses to pay us."

That one's kept us laughing for days.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Tue, 23rd Feb '10 7:00 PM

In my factory days one of my co-workers came in one morning and described a program he had seen the night before telling "How life on earth began with millions of tiny orgasms"

Another told us how he was going to have the "cartridges" removed from his knee.

One more........A friend told his son after his girl left him that " there's plenty more fish in the woodpile."

I posted these on Sploofus a couple of years ago but thought they were worth a re-run.


F5laur  (Level: 31.1 - Posts: 823)
Tue, 23rd Feb '10 9:23 PM

Okay, I'll confess.

On my way home from donating my bone marrow for my transplant, I had to go to the bank to make 3 transactions. They only allow three at the drive up window.
Normally, I only have one transaction, so i told the teeller(on the microphone) that I had 3 transPLANTS to make this time.
All she said was,"Would you please come in to our bank?" Haaa

Jeannette  (Level: 114.5 - Posts: 1735)
Wed, 24th Feb '10 3:32 AM

one that allways makes me smile mum and i were at the market we were looking at the fresh fruit when she she said that rhubarb will make a lovely apple pie ,took her a few mins to realise why we were laughing .

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