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markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Tue, 13th Apr '10 8:07 AM

TWO IRISH ENGINEERS AND A BLONDE......



Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up
A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but
we don't have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts
and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her
pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was
eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.
Mick said: "Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the length."


scrabq
Scrabq  (Level: 76.7 - Posts: 167)
Tue, 13th Apr '10 8:30 AM

Good one! Thanks.

I need a good joke every week to keep my audiences amused. I'll use this one.

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.9 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 13th Apr '10 8:38 AM

That's a reverse blonde joke.

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.7 - Posts: 2770)
Tue, 13th Apr '10 10:01 AM

What does ednolb mean?

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.9 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 13th Apr '10 10:10 AM

It means you might be dyslexic, Alan.

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.7 - Posts: 2770)
Tue, 13th Apr '10 10:50 AM

I was in a garden centre where this blonde was looking at a sundial.
"What's this?" she asked.
I explained that, with careful positioning, the sun would shine at the right angle and the shadow would show the time.
She replied "Whatever will they think of next?".

collioure
Collioure  (Level: 104.9 - Posts: 9952)
Tue, 13th Apr '10 11:05 AM




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