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Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Thu, 22nd Apr '10 8:03 AM


What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?


Asor  (Level: 153.2 - Posts: 589)
Thu, 22nd Apr '10 8:17 AM

A man hears a faint knock on his front door, opens it, sees nothing, shuts the door. Another faint knock. This time he opens the door and looks down and sees a snail on his front step. "Hi," says the snail. "WTF?" says the man, who bends down, picks up the snail and hurls it across the street.

Two months pass. The man hears another faint knock on the front door. He opens it, sees nothing, then looks down. The snail is back on the front step. "HEY!" it sputters. "What'd you do that for??!!"

Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Thu, 22nd Apr '10 9:43 AM

What is a slug?

A snail with a housing problem.

Lynnm  (Level: 223.1 - Posts: 1924)
Thu, 22nd Apr '10 9:52 AM

A man goes to a Halloween party with a woman on his back.
The host asks him, "And what are you?"
The man says, “I’m a snail."
The host says, "And who's that on your back?"

"That's Michelle!"

Linenlady  (Level: 159.1 - Posts: 306)
Thu, 22nd Apr '10 10:04 AM

So the Snail wins the Lottery. He heads straight for the Datsun dealer and orders a super special ultra fast and sexy sports car. He insists that his initial "S" be placed where the name of the car would ordinarily be. Considering the money involved, they're happy to comply and soon enough, his super-charged, ultra special sports car on nitrogen filled tires is delivered all fitted to accommodate his smaller frame. he hops in, throws it into gear and zooms away. The dealer looks after him admiringly and remarks to the person next to him, "Man will you look at that "S" car go."

Scrabq  (Level: 76.7 - Posts: 167)
Thu, 22nd Apr '10 11:30 PM

A snail is at the police station. He's telling the officer on duty about how he was just mugged and robbed.
"It was these two turtles!", the snail sobs. "They beat me up and took my money!
"The officer asks, "Did you get a good look at them?"
The snail says, "No! It all happened so fast!"

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