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4getful1
4getful1  (Level: 176.0 - Posts: 2926)
Wed, 5th May '10 11:48 AM

10 THINGS ABOUT BEING A DOG - WP

Lovely! Very fun. Arf! Arf!

goddess28
Goddess28  (Level: 92.6 - Posts: 5236)
Wed, 5th May '10 11:56 AM

Enjoyed a lot! Thanks, I always like those 10 things puzzles.

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Wed, 5th May '10 12:08 PM

Loved it. Hope you are thinking of doing equal time for cats.

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.5 - Posts: 5316)
Wed, 5th May '10 2:54 PM

very cute and clever


digs
Digs  (Level: 116.6 - Posts: 812)
Wed, 5th May '10 3:47 PM

FUN and funny . Loved it! Thanks.


garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6643)
Wed, 5th May '10 5:09 PM

Seemed a little RUFF in places.

I was a little ARF-hearted about the whole thing... But once I emBARKed on the clues

I was quite WOOFless about finishing it.

daveguth
Daveguth  (Level: 254.2 - Posts: 1636)
Wed, 5th May '10 5:41 PM

Barry, your admirable but strained attempts at doggie vocalization humor remind me of an OLD (and strained) joke about a talking dog.

A guy walks in a bar with his dog and tells the bartender his dog talks. The bartender says "No way."

The guys says, "Oh yeah. Watch. Fido, what do you call the top part of a house."

Fido says, "ROOF!" (Here's the tricky part of the joke. The joke-teller must make this sound like a dog bark.)

The guy then asks, "What book follows Judges in the Old Testament?"

"RUTH!" (Mysteriously, Fido has gained a voiced dental fricative.)

The guy says, "Good. So what's the name of the home run champ?"

"RUTH!"

The bartender says, "Oh this is really stupid! Get the hell out of my bar."

As they're walking away from the bar, the dog turns to his owner, and says, "Doesn't that guy know Maris had 8 extra games to break the record?" (I told you it was an OLD joke!)

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6643)
Wed, 5th May '10 9:20 PM

A man walks into a bar and says "My dog can talk"
Everyone laughs -- and he says "How much do you want to bet, and what odds are you going to give me?"
He gets 100 to one from all and sundry and puts down his 100 dollars.

OK Fido talk...dead silence. Talk damnit!.... Fido barks.

Humiliated, he pays up his $100 and leaves. As they turn the corner the owner says: "Fido! Why wouldn't you talk?"
Fido says: Think of the odds you'll get next time!

virtus
Virtus  (Level: 161.9 - Posts: 2459)
Wed, 5th May '10 10:23 PM

Having a dog really helped with this puzzle.

alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.5 - Posts: 7570)
Wed, 5th May '10 10:33 PM

TAKE A BITE OUTTA CRIME- DO A FUN WORD PUZZLE!



alvandy
Alvandy  (Level: 229.5 - Posts: 7570)
Wed, 5th May '10 10:35 PM

McGruff the Crime Dog says: TAKE A BITE OUTTA CRIME- DO A FUN WORD PUZZLE!
I did .




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