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allena
Allena  (Level: 255.5 - Posts: 1391)
Fri, 7th May '10 1:52 PM

JUST FOUND THIS

Welsh On A Train


There was a Welshman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Welshman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: 'The Wales fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Welshman and got slapped for it.' And the Welshman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English bum again .

Just heard that Brown has asked HRG to help him carry his stuff out of No. 10

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.7 - Posts: 2770)
Fri, 7th May '10 2:18 PM

This Philadelphian hick is so wrong again.
Brown wants me up there to kiss my hands.

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.7 - Posts: 2770)
Fri, 7th May '10 2:19 PM

Well, Pennsylvania's in Philadelphia, ain't it? Palin told me so.

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.5 - Posts: 1391)
Fri, 7th May '10 3:17 PM

Brown has no taste. Philly is where steak and cheese was invented. William Penn was a real estate salesman who died in Royal County of Berkshire near Windsor Castle where parking tickets are never sold out.

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 260.7 - Posts: 2770)
Sat, 8th May '10 5:16 AM

It was a bit parky that day, weren't it, Allena!


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