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Bigbird  (Level: 250.7 - Posts: 3353)
Sun, 9th May '10 7:19 AM


Bet you cannot top this Mother's Day card! He absolutely thought it was funny. There is something wrong with the man's mind.

Cover shows a small girl on the phone. She is saying "Sorry, she's in the bathroom plucking her chin hairs."

It's a good thing he's having a colonoscopy tomorrow, cause he's staying in the bathroom the whole day, and I'm leaving.

Bigmama60  (Level: 95.2 - Posts: 6644)
Sun, 9th May '10 7:34 AM

I think it's funny too. Happy Mother's Day

M48ortal  (Level: 263.8 - Posts: 3851)
Sun, 9th May '10 7:52 AM

Sounds like this one was made for you. Happy Mothers' Day.

Lucimoore  (Level: 194.3 - Posts: 1738)
Sun, 9th May '10 9:26 AM

That borders on what would make me threaten to be a Lorena! Here's to chin pluckers - at least we don't have fur in our ears!

Kaufman  (Level: 270.2 - Posts: 3942)
Sun, 9th May '10 9:35 AM

I'm obviously male. My response is, "Huh? What's the problem?"

Jerrys  (Level: 200.3 - Posts: 334)
Sun, 9th May '10 9:37 AM

Sorry, Alice, but I'm with your husband.

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4285)
Sun, 9th May '10 9:40 AM

Trust me, you'll get your revenge today. Don't tell him that "baby wipes" will be helpful on colon prep day.

Garrybl  (Level: 294.3 - Posts: 6810)
Sun, 9th May '10 11:36 AM

Seems like a good week for the colonoscopies?

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5678)
Sun, 9th May '10 12:14 PM

At least you got a card....

Bigbird  (Level: 250.7 - Posts: 3353)
Sun, 9th May '10 3:25 PM

Hey Barry, at least we got to eat around them.

Collioure  (Level: 115.5 - Posts: 9952)
Sun, 9th May '10 3:43 PM

You are lucky, Alice, to have such a thoughtful husband.

Collioure  (Level: 115.5 - Posts: 9952)
Sun, 9th May '10 6:25 PM

Just kidding. I don't even understand the card.

1mks  (Level: 221.3 - Posts: 5931)
Sun, 9th May '10 6:57 PM

I would also be steamed. My sense of humor is wacky BUT that is not even in the ballpark of being funny.

Smokydevil  (Level: 163.0 - Posts: 5381)
Sun, 9th May '10 6:59 PM

My wife would think that is hilarious, but we're a sick bunch........

Frannie  (Level: 96.2 - Posts: 68)
Mon, 10th May '10 12:40 PM

My wonderful, thoughtful daughter gave me a card that showed a woman on the phone calling the police as she was giving herself a facial mud-pack. Hair was in rollers, fat, etc. It said, "I'm calling to report an identy theft. I'm becoming my mother!" I loved it cuz it's true!

Bobolicios  (Level: 119.6 - Posts: 1736)
Mon, 10th May '10 1:43 PM

I think it is a little funny, I am going to a salon today to have mine done!!!

Achad  (Level: 213.8 - Posts: 661)
Fri, 14th May '10 2:50 AM

You have salons that do colonoscopies???????????

Barnierubble  (Level: 93.9 - Posts: 636)
Mon, 17th May '10 9:24 AM

You do not know just how good a colonoscopy feels, because you are drugged out of it, thank god.

Pennwoman  (Level: 163.1 - Posts: 2475)
Tue, 18th May '10 3:39 PM

"You do not know just how good a colonoscopy feels, because you are drugged out of it, thank god."

Are you thanking God because it feels so good you'd want to have it over and over again?

Never in my life, in 30 plus years as a nurse, have I seen the phrase
"just how good a colonscopy feels"

Barnierubble  (Level: 93.9 - Posts: 636)
Wed, 19th May '10 1:58 AM

I could have said. "just how bad a colonoscopy feels", but for some unknown reason, perhaps its my sense of humour, I wrote "just how good a colonoscopy feels". Well, you have heard it now LOL.

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