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ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Mon, 18th Dec '06 11:56 AM

WHO'S YOUR SOULMATE

in the advertising section at the bottom of the page there is one titled "who's your soulmate?" has anyone had any luck with this? it claims to predict exactly, down to the name, who my soul mate is.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 18th Dec '06 2:09 PM

It's a subscription service through some cell phone thing...

for 9.99 a month plus an additional 5.99, you can elect to receive cell-spam.

it stinks that they call it the soulmate calculator...

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Mon, 18th Dec '06 2:30 PM

so spam is my soul mate, not aretha franklin

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 18th Dec '06 10:14 PM

Sorry to be the one to break that to you...

but...yeah

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Mon, 18th Dec '06 10:23 PM

but i don't like spam! guess i'll get the spam, eggs, sausage, and spam - that's not got much spam in it

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 18th Dec '06 10:23 PM

BTW...

A. Got me curious with your post...
B. A sucker for advertising

told me that my soulmate was "Jeffrey"...now I know no one named Jeffrey, and those who I have had contact with who share that name...well, let's say it's not amicable.

My soulmate is Dave... and I am lucky to have found him...

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Tue, 19th Dec '06 6:45 AM

It's no fart button for sure, but what is?

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Tue, 19th Dec '06 5:53 PM

whereas i used to get junk mail about dating, time shares, and adventure vacations - i now get junk mail about viagra, hearing aids, and life insurance

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.7 - Posts: 2100)
Mon, 25th Dec '06 12:26 PM

Thanks for the Monty Python quote, Ducttape! I laughed out loud!

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Wed, 27th Dec '06 11:02 AM

thanks koota! wish you were with me other day when a group of us were commenting on a co-worker looking melancholy. i suggested "perhaps he's pining for the fjords?" and got blank stares.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 27th Dec '06 6:42 PM

Someone once told me my soulmate must be a real a$$. Not sure what they meant.

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Wed, 27th Dec '06 8:09 PM

may have just been someone taking a crack at you, nothing to worry about

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 28th Dec '06 4:04 PM

I hate being the butt of people's jokes.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 28th Dec '06 7:23 PM

A$$ you wish.... no butts about it.

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Fri, 29th Dec '06 2:28 AM

spam haiku:

shoulder, pork and ham
are ingredients in spam
also insect legs


ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Sat, 20th Jan '07 12:28 AM

i just googled the words "spam soulmate" and my profile page came up

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sat, 20th Jan '07 3:24 AM

I got no problems soulmate-wise, but those blasted spastic dancers make me want to hurl.

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Sat, 20th Jan '07 4:08 AM

it could just be gas

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Tue, 30th Jan '07 9:08 PM

i think my spam is cheating on me

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Wed, 14th Feb '07 10:08 PM

not having any luck with the "who's your soulmate" link, i'm trying the "are you stupid?" link. i've sent them the $299 data processing fee, i'll let y'all know the results.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Fri, 16th Feb '07 10:02 PM

WHAT!?!

I paid $500!...I must be far more stupid than you!

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Sat, 17th Feb '07 11:02 AM

maybe, but $299 only gets me the 'aluminum' membership, and instead of a turdbug, they have a tubesock filled with spam.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Mon, 19th Feb '07 7:35 AM

I got an answer back this morning. It said my soul mate was "Number 12 - 'The Larch'". So that solves a knotty problem.
(sorry, but this is my only line)

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.6 - Posts: 159)
Wed, 21st Feb '07 2:18 AM

my new potential soulmate was talking about a dipthong

turns out she was an english teacher, boy was i disappointed


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