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ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.8 - Posts: 159)
Sun, 14th Jan '07 2:35 PM

HAS ANYONE ELSE TRIED THIS?

someone told me it's impossible to eat seven saltine crackers in one minute.

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Sun, 14th Jan '07 2:58 PM

Anxiously awaiting your results - let me know how you did lol

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 14th Jan '07 5:01 PM

Maybe its because they are icky and after 3, your body goes into defense mode.

uck.

Lodi

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.8 - Posts: 159)
Sun, 14th Jan '07 9:32 PM

i did get myself some saltine crackers, and yes - it is impossible to eat 7 straight in 1 minute. your mouth gets too dry to swallow any more after 5 or 6. that's the caveat - no drinking water during the experiment

froggy11
Froggy11  (Level: 36.1 - Posts: 7)
Wed, 14th Mar '07 7:55 PM

i did it before, my mouth didnt get dry. i think i might have eaten about 7 or 8 of them! Well I am a kid and do eat them often


bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Thu, 15th Mar '07 4:31 AM

It would be easy if you put 'em in a bowl, and softened 'em with water first..then eat 'em with a spoon!

But that would be cheating, wouldn't it??? Haha.

~Bev

aslan
Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Thu, 15th Mar '07 7:54 AM

The best way to eat Saltine Crackers:

Take several Saltines and place them in a bowl.
Find one chocolate bar.
Throw the Saltines in the yard for the squirrels.
Eat the chocolate.

charcoal
Charcoal  (Level: 177.8 - Posts: 52)
Sat, 17th Mar '07 2:03 AM

Ok, I had to try it. I could eat 7 straight without a drink of water but found that it took me 70sec to do it so I couldn't achieve it in the 1 minute cut-off. The first 3 go down fast but 5, 6, and 7 take about 15sec each. Interesting little study. Charcoal

missashlee
Missashlee  (Level: 125.6 - Posts: 543)
Sat, 17th Mar '07 3:33 AM

Let's talk brand names ...
... like Oysterettes??!!!

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sat, 17th Mar '07 12:47 PM

That's hilarious! With them in my hand it seemed too easy but I only had the 4th one crunched at the minute mark. Still feels like I've got cracker in my throat after a cup of tea. For a minute the thought crossed my mind, "gee, wouldn't it be funny if this turns out to be an exercise to see how many people can be induced to speed-eat saltines."

There's money to be made: Hey, Bubba! Bet you 5 bucks you can't eat these in a minute.

jorboo
Jorboo  (Level: 39.1 - Posts: 141)
Mon, 19th Mar '07 8:29 PM

Pregnant women doing all the time!

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Thu, 22nd Mar '07 2:38 AM

HEY DUCT TAPE!!!

I just googled your name, and your a marketing rep for the Saltime Cracker Industry.

NOT FAIR !!!

Just kidding, I tried it though.. Thought it would be easy.... Got 5 down in 1 min 10 secs... best I could do....

Texlewee

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Thu, 22nd Mar '07 9:31 AM

That'll be 5 bucks, pal.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Thu, 22nd Mar '07 9:58 PM

I googled duct tape and ended up on the Red Green Show.

bigbird
Bigbird  (Level: 239.6 - Posts: 3302)
Thu, 22nd Mar '07 10:23 PM

We have a friend who is a competitive eater. It's quite disgusting to watch, but I'm quite sure he could eat your saltines and the box too. But, I know he would drink water while he was doing it, and I also know that you wouldn't be able to stand to look at him.

Alice


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