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smeans
Smeans  (Level: 109.2 - Posts: 301)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 2:21 PM

WORDS WOMEN USE

Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.


baggiob
Baggiob  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 888)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 2:44 PM

Sorry, had to respond but no offence meant really.

1) FINE: "This is the word that women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up." = the word that woman use when they have ran out of things to say back at that time, and want to postpone the argument until a time when they think of something better to say. They only use it when they think they are right.

2) FIVE MINUTES: "If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house." = If she is getting dressed and says she will be 5 minutes, if you ask how long she will be after half an hour she will still say 5minutes, it has been proved that when women say 5 minutes they can actually mean anything up to 3 hours. AND guys, remember if she only gives you 5 minutes to do something you enjoy perhaps its time to only spend 5 minutes doing something she enjoys (and that is 5 minutes as in 5 minutes and not a womens definition of 5 minutes.

3) NOTHING: "This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine." = This point is actually true but all you need to do is re-read point number 1 now.

4.) GO AHEAD: "This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!" = Well perhaps it is now time to get the dictionary out and look up literal.

5.) LOUD SIGH: "This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)" = Again a good point, but referring back to point 3 will send you back to point 1.

6.) THAT'S OKAY: "This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake." = Again just read point number 1.

7.) THANKS: "A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome." = Just remember a women saying thanks for anything is so rare there can be no blame laid on the man if he does faint.

8.) WHATEVER: "Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!" = It can also mean that she has ran out of things to say back, thus meaning you have won the argument, but looking at point 1 again, it just means she will restart it when she has thought of something.

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I'VE GOT IT: "Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3." = Well pont 3 leads back to point 1. And anyway when a women says 'don't worry about it, i've got it' it is very common for a man to later question 'what's wrong' as if the women has done something she may well have just hurt herself (physically) in the process. If it is a mental hurt be prepared to never hear the end of it.

10) OK I ADDED THIS ONE MYSELF.

Just remember when a woman says she is right, she is right even when she is wrong and it is only when you can make her feel she is right even when she even knows she is wrong will harmony ensue.

LOL






hunnykins
Hunnykins  (Level: 30.2 - Posts: 74)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 2:49 PM

That's cute and all Baggiob, but honestly, when is a woman ever wrong?

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 2:52 PM

ROFLM*O...but Justin better hurry up with his fixes, cuz you guys have WAAAAY too much time on your hands!

baggiob
Baggiob  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 888)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 4:35 PM

Hunnykins, I am man enough to admit that even when a woman is wrong she is usually right. that is the formula to happiness. lol

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.8 - Posts: 3777)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 6:59 PM

I am getting the address for where you can send flowers and make remembrances for the late Baggiob.

aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 178.6 - Posts: 909)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 7:45 PM

Very funny guys and I agree you are having too much free time. As far as the flowers go, maybe.



cypressriver
Cypressriver  (Level: 59.9 - Posts: 160)
Tue, 13th Feb '07 12:48 AM

My husband is a marriage and family therapist and I recall some research that is related to some of the previous statements here. Lasting marriages are those where the man acquieses on a regular basis. Of course it helps if the woman is reasonable.

In our marriage it's all turned on it's head. My husband is the emotional one and I am the logical, impatient one. Still, I think that his learning to defer to me will be the secret to a long, peaceful marriage!


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