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Hunnykins  (Level: 30.2 - Posts: 74)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 2:54 PM


Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following
Time of return
Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the
stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak
to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile
after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for
a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if
permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me
the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total
Locations to be visited
Females with whom conversation
is permitted
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above,
I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic
dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of
the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree
it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost
me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards
whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree,
should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any
stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I
promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you
up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half),
the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:
Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:
Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:

Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 3:45 PM

That is hilarious! However, it does make me glad I'm single. Thanks!

Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Mon, 12th Feb '07 6:20 PM

Forget it dear ...we have plans

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