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soldotna
Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 11:59 AM

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN...

You can live without sex but not your glasses.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 1:49 PM

you know you're getting old when...

You hear the phrase "An intellectual is someone who believes that they have found something more interesting than sex"

and reply,

"That's interesting".


supermom
Supermom  (Level: 59.9 - Posts: 22)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 2:02 PM

You know you're getting old when the waiter calls you "Ma'am"

supermom
Supermom  (Level: 59.9 - Posts: 22)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 2:04 PM

You know you're getting old when...

you meet with a professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or dentist, and he/she is younger than you are!

supermom
Supermom  (Level: 59.9 - Posts: 22)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 2:08 PM

You know you're getting old when...

you have to move the computer screen WAY BACK in order to see the little dots during WRs!

soldotna
Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 2:55 PM

You know you're getting old when...
Happy hour is a nap.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.0 - Posts: 3778)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 4:10 PM

Y'know yer gittin' old when the Antiques Roadshow asks your kids to bring you to the show.

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Thu, 1st Mar '07 4:42 PM

You Know you are getting old when you go through the drive up window at Wendy's and the kid says " I gave you your senior discount" Ugh!

christiansinger
Christiansinger  (Level: 93.7 - Posts: 61)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 12:49 AM

You know you're getting old when...

It is just as hard to get down the stairs as it is to get up them.

missgeorge
Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 388)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 1:07 AM

You know you're getting old when you discover the book "The Cat In The Hat" is the same age as you!

aslan
Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 6:53 AM

You know you're getting old when people admire your alligator shoes when you're barefoot!

osuzannacollage
Osuzannacollage  (Level: 132.1 - Posts: 1299)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 2:23 PM


You know you're getting old when the new cashier at the grocery store doesn't even bother to card you for that bottle of wine.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 2:49 PM

You know you're getting old when all your favorite songs are now found on the classic rock station.

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 3:57 PM

You know you are getting old when you start singing along with elevator music..............!!



~Bev

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 6:14 PM

You know you're getting old when...your idea of "getting lucky" is guessing the TQOTD right....

allena
Allena  (Level: 255.6 - Posts: 1391)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 6:20 PM

You know...when your kids take the car keys away and give yo a golf cart.

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 7:02 PM

When I have already forgotten what I was going to write here.

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.8 - Posts: 159)
Sat, 3rd Mar '07 8:04 PM

you know you're getting old when most every part of your body hurts every now and then, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work

alaska1000
Alaska1000  (Level: 147.0 - Posts: 2)
Sun, 4th Mar '07 8:08 AM

You know you're getting old when you walk through an antique store and spot several things you grew up with and some you still have!

mataya2005
Mataya2005  (Level: 65.1 - Posts: 24)
Sun, 4th Mar '07 8:28 AM

When your first thought in the morning is not IS something going to hurt but rather WHAT is going to hurt?

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sun, 4th Mar '07 8:58 AM

You know you're getting old when you have no spots left that you're willing to show anyone for that cute tattoo you always thought about getting.

jerryew
Jerryew  (Level: 155.5 - Posts: 55)
Sun, 4th Mar '07 1:04 PM

You also know your getting old when you are 50 years beyond osuzannacollages' Benchmark!

soldotna
Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 5:33 PM

...when you have brain bubbles through a quiz rated a 3 and only score 20%. Yikes.

ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.8 - Posts: 159)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 6:07 PM

...when you can smoke while brushing your teeth

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 7:58 PM

.....when you flirt with the college boys and they find it kinda creepy.

(so I've heard )


smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Tue, 6th Mar '07 5:19 AM

Then I guess I'm still okay; I flirt with them like mad and so far they're still flirting back.

Then again, they're drinking when I see them.


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