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Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Sun, 4th Mar '07 4:44 PM


This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why; for the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.


If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Sun, 4th Mar '07 7:37 PM

And if you're going to threaten people with guns, do it in Florida.

Bravegator  (Level: 152.0 - Posts: 428)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 8:53 AM

Uh oh, Mom...they found you out!!


Surreyman  (Level: 274.7 - Posts: 2776)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 8:56 AM

So my disguise worked ...............

Maurlin  (Level: 221.5 - Posts: 2718)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 11:06 AM

Hey Chelle, I'm sorry you had to find it out this way. I had meant to tell you in person, and in spite of what the witnesses said, I am OVER 5 feet tall!

Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 11:07 AM

never could have I.D.'d me if I had used the paper bag with the eye holes cut out.

Aquamar  (Level: 187.0 - Posts: 926)
Mon, 5th Mar '07 7:49 PM

Hey, little old ladies are tired of being pushed around, way to go girl!

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