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markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 12:55 PM

FEELING UNLOVED..........

Nobody has looked at my profile for over 3 weeks now - the counter steadfastly stays on 1510 - am I of no interest anymore? .... I may have to go and drown my sorrows .

soldotna
Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:02 PM

Mine has read the same since before the upgrades...long ago. So I sympathize!;-

sploofus
Justin  
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:06 PM

Uh oh - I did not realize people were looking at that old stat. It is not set to update every time someone actually looks at your profile. Only some scripts (such as linking in to your profile from a quiz you have written) will update that number. I'll get it setup for you so that anytime someone loads your profile page you can see who it was and when (if they are logged in).

Thanks,
Justin

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:16 PM

Wow...that would be great. Is is just for Markieboy or for everyone?

banomet
Banomet  (Level: 175.1 - Posts: 266)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:36 PM

Yikes! Lodi will know I'm one of her stalkers!

soldotna
Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:42 PM

Thanks Justin. I give thanks daily for finding the Sploofus Family. There's not a better group anywhere. Everyone give yourselves a pat on the back! I'll pour the shots!

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:42 PM

It'll take her so long to look throough the list she may overlook us. I mean you.

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.6 - Posts: 6055)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:43 PM

That sounds great! Thanks, Justin!

Marilyn...

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 1:58 PM

Wow, I'd be able to see who isn't stalking me. Right now, I think that would be pretty much every member of the site.

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 2:31 PM



Guess again, board boy...



markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 3:28 PM

It's not that I'm paranoid or anything - just noticed that no-one seemed interested in my profile any more..... thought like many other things, once you've seen 'em you lose interest. As a Scotsman and kilt wearer - the novelty(!) wears off eventually ! (by the way - I'm in the pub writing this from my phone)

lisap369
Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 3:29 PM

I honestly don't think the number changes no matter how they get to your profile page. Mine as stayed the same since the big changeover as well.

What I'd really love to see is a "last logged in" stat.

aslan
Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 3:47 PM

I love you, Mark. In an Agape, not Eros sort of way.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 3:52 PM

If I knew who was looking at my profile, I'd send notes asking why they have not taken one of my quizes...

fookie
Fookie  (Level: 128.5 - Posts: 36)
Thu, 5th Apr '07 5:25 PM

"Your Sploofus Space Profile Has been viewed" number used to update whenever anyone clicked on your name, even if you yourself did. I never saw a place that identified who had looked. I'm satisfied with that. Don't need to know who's looking. Afterall, anyone on the net can go to Sploofus and click on a name to see a profile. Why name names?

markieboy
Markieboy  (Level: 259.5 - Posts: 198)
Fri, 6th Apr '07 2:33 AM

Hey Justin - cheers for that - though I'm not too bothered about needing to know who was checking out my credentials - just quite liked seeing that people were/are curious

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5315)
Fri, 6th Apr '07 7:19 AM

Thanks for asking about this. I kept thinking no one was checking my site out .. not that there's a whole lot there to read. That's another thing, I know safety is an issue on the Internet, but I wish people would put at least something in their profiles. It was fun checking out one player's profile and finding that we had a number of things in common. She also authors some great quizzes. I'll be looking forward to seeing the clicks on my profile going up ... even if it's just me checking it out!!

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 6th Apr '07 10:24 AM

gee, and I just thought I was wildly unpopular with only 3 looks.......

Well, maybe I am... Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people AREN'T out to get you...

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 6th Apr '07 10:41 AM

okeedokee Tex......I looked at your profile again, and you STILL haven't told us your name or put in a pic! Ya reckon it's gonna be worth looking again sometime?

~Bev

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Fri, 6th Apr '07 10:52 AM

Markie, you KNOW I love you. I check your profile all the time looking for the kilt picture. How about it?

sploofus
Justin  
Fri, 6th Apr '07 12:06 PM

Oh just wait until 4/15:

a) Put on Depends undergarment

b) BE SEATED!

c) Log in to Sploofus...

cypressriver
Cypressriver  (Level: 59.9 - Posts: 160)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 2:08 AM

I should have a Depends undergarment on now, just reading this thread!

By the way, I definitely do NOT want to know who has checked out my profile. Just seeing that there has been some traffic would be comforting, though. Having no visitors does make one feel a bit invisible.

berylm
Berylm  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 478)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 9:15 AM

... What's a Depends undergarment?!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 9:16 AM

OMG, people will know if I've been stalking their profile? I'll never look at another one.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 9:23 AM

Oh, and barstoolprof, if you see I've visited your profile several times, I'm not stalking you, I'm just inspired by your quotes. Just so we're clear on that.

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 9:31 AM

Beryl, Depends are diapers for grownups.

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 9:47 AM

Why do I want to know that I am the only one stalking my profile?

sploofus
Justin  
Sat, 7th Apr '07 12:46 PM

I think everyone will enjoy the newest stat: The Sploof-StalkFactor.

It is a top list of Sploofusers that visit the most profiles and repeatedly check them for changes. Everyone will have a StalkFactor. The StalkFactor is calculated by using a formula that takes how many times per day you log into Sploofus, multiplies it by the number of relationships that you have had divided by your average posts on the chat forum per WordPuzzle. This is then exponentiated by factoring the inverse square of the number of quiz comments you leave by habituation over time which is extrapolated from the derivative of the statistical frequency of placing a wager on the same category over and over (minus your age plus the GDP of your neighborhood) all over the square root of your Sploofus level.

Should be a pretty cool leaderboard...


garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6640)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 3:04 PM

Funny. That 4/7 date on the sploofus message looks remarkably like 4/1 to me.

Garrybl

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.6 - Posts: 6055)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 3:09 PM

At the onset, I thought that was a real complicated legitimate formula!
Marilyn...

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Sat, 7th Apr '07 9:52 PM



Hey Sploof,

Huh?


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