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Mindmonkey  (Level: 278.8 - Posts: 295)
Mon, 9th Apr '07 11:37 PM


I have the duty to inform the Sploofus community that I have found a significant gap in quiz production. There are no quizes yet developed on the subject of defenestrations. This is, perhaps as serious as the glaring lack of artichoke quizes-something that has many members steamed (with a dab of butter). So, with a heave-ho, the challenge is flung. Will it land, lifeless, limbs akimbo, on the streets of Sploofusland?

Sblv  (Level: 195.4 - Posts: 337)
Tue, 10th Apr '07 2:42 AM

I would probably start with the artichokes, seriously. The quiz shoud be ready in a week. Anyone else going for it or, maybe, defenestrations ?

Maurlin  (Level: 220.5 - Posts: 2707)
Tue, 10th Apr '07 5:06 AM

I'll step up to the plate to do a Defenestration quiz...or should I say step up to the window.

Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Sun, 15th Apr '07 10:20 PM

As y'all have figured out, I 'll attempt a quiz on anything morbid or dead... so what is defenstration??

Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Sun, 15th Apr '07 10:31 PM

American Heritage Dictionary -
de·fen·es·tra·tion (dē-fěn'ĭ-strā'shən) Pronunciation Key

n. An act of throwing someone or something out of a window.

[From de- + Latin fenestra, window.]

Lisap369  (Level: 61.1 - Posts: 992)
Sun, 15th Apr '07 10:33 PM

Defenestration: An act of throwing someone or something out of a window

Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Mon, 16th Apr '07 12:52 AM

OK, !!! one defenestration quiz in cue !!!

Mindmonkey  (Level: 278.8 - Posts: 295)
Mon, 16th Apr '07 5:22 PM

Often it is the act of throwing a person out of a window for political purposes. So, throwing your wife or husband from said window normally would not count--even if it may be satisfying.

Tuzilla  (Level: 144.4 - Posts: 3839)
Mon, 16th Apr '07 9:01 PM

This reminds me of a joke...avert your eyes if you cannot abide less than gentle humor.

A man comes home to his 9th floor apartment to discover his wife was most certainly in the act of romancing with an interloper. Convinced the perpetrator was still there, he began frantically running through the house in a desperate search. Suddenly he notices fingers clinging to railing of their balcony.
"Aha," he shouts as he throws open the sliding glass door and discovers a naked man hanging precariously 9 floors from the ground. "I'll fix you!"
He begins prying the man's fingers despite he pleas of innocence. Zoom the man falls, but miraculously appears to have survived. Enraged by the man's luck he runs to the kitchen and pulls the refrigerator away from the wall. With great effort he wrestles it onto the patio where it tumbles over and smashes the man.
All of this was too much for the man who has a heart attack and drops dead on the floor. As he is explaining the whole event to St. Peter, the man he killed come up behind him. St. Peter has mercy on him and signals the new arrival to approach as the husband enters Heaven.
"How did you die?" asks Peter.
"This might sound crazy, but I was exercising in the nude on the balcony of my 10th floor apartment. Anyway, I slipped and fell over the edge. Miraculously, I caught the railing of the apartment below me. I was struggling to pull myself up when a man came out and knocked my hands off the railing and I feel to the ground, but some bushes broke my fall. Then as I was collecting my senses I looked up and saw a refrigerator coming at me, and here I am."
"That is amazing. You may enter" said St. Peter as he looked to the man behind him. "What amazing tale of your death do you have for me?"
"Well, try to picture this. Your at your girlfriend's house, naked, hiding in a refrigerator and...

Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Thu, 19th Apr '07 9:46 AM

OK, !!! one defenestration quiz LIVE !!!!!

Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Fri, 20th Apr '07 2:10 AM

So, anyone take my quiz yet?? Comments !!!

Soldotna  (Level: 27.7 - Posts: 145)
Fri, 20th Apr '07 7:40 AM

Fun quiz...I wonder how many things to throw out windows people actually thought of while doing this quiz? I thought of many, but exes seemed kinda mean.

Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Fri, 20th Apr '07 7:41 AM

Tex: I took your quiz. It was awesome; I laughed, I cried, I got a little verklempt.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sun, 22nd Apr '07 8:08 AM

Hey Tuzilla.......loved your joke. Fell off my balcony laughing
Not bad for an enlightened gnome.

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