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Oogie54  (Level: 210.9 - Posts: 1120)
Thu, 19th Apr '07 8:27 PM


Two friends from college meet by chance after having not had any contact with each other for more than ten years. One is an airline pilot, the other is a police officer. The pilot says,"I am married now,and this my daughter", to which the police officer replies, "I see your daughter looks like her mother." How was the officer able to ascertain this since the two had not seen each other, spoken, or had any correspondence since their single days in college? All the information needed to solve this is contained in the above.

Linenlady  (Level: 159.1 - Posts: 306)
Thu, 19th Apr '07 8:30 PM

Because the pilot is a female.

Oogie54  (Level: 210.9 - Posts: 1120)
Thu, 19th Apr '07 8:31 PM

I knew the ladies would get that one LOL

Berylm  (Level: 163.9 - Posts: 478)
Thu, 19th Apr '07 8:32 PM

The pilot's a lady!

I've seen another version of this one where a boy and his father get run over by a bus. The father is killed and the boy is rushed to surgery, but the surgeon takes one look and says, I can't operate on this boy, he's my son! How come?

Next, please?! I like these!

Cypressriver  (Level: 59.9 - Posts: 160)
Thu, 19th Apr '07 11:23 PM


I heard the version you mention on "All in the Family" when I was a kid. I'll always remember it because of Archie Bunker's over-the-top reaction. His disgust was hilarious!

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