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eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 24th Apr '07 6:53 PM

WILL SOMEONE GIVE THAT GUY HIS CASE OF SCOTCH????



Not sure what he wants. Scotch tape? Scotch broth? Hop Scotch? Whatever it is, he needs a case of it pronto.

Lodi

baggiob
Baggiob  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 888)
Tue, 24th Apr '07 6:58 PM

Ah, scotch tape to mark out the street for a game of hopscotch to work up an appetite for scotch broth before going to the pub for some scotch before going home completeley scotched, blootered, plastered, shimmied, shammied, skelpt, gashed, gooned, leathered drunk.

Only to wake up the next day and need more scotch.

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 3779)
Tue, 24th Apr '07 8:35 PM

I take a bottle of Laphroaig, the older the better.

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.8 - Posts: 6058)
Tue, 24th Apr '07 9:57 PM

Good one, Alistair! If he gets a case of Scotch, he may miss the Beta altogether!

Marilyn...

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Tue, 24th Apr '07 10:19 PM

YOu'de be amazed how many quizzes I've written with the influence of Scotch..

Ok Maybe you wouldn't..

SO can I have my case of single malt scotch? Laphroaig is among my faves...

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 24th Apr '07 10:32 PM

I'm bitter because our liquor store quit carrying Heather Cream, which is creamed scotch whiskey. Its the bomb, as I'm sure Smoke will agree.

When can I have my case of creamed Scotch?

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.8 - Posts: 6058)
Tue, 24th Apr '07 11:00 PM

If tornado sirens are going off, now might be a good time for the Scotch!

Marilyn

nickdanger
Nickdanger  (Level: 153.8 - Posts: 62)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 8:52 AM

I'll take the case of Kahlua...

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 205.4 - Posts: 5492)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 10:33 AM

I'd rather have a case of Tennessee whiskey please...
Vickie

aslan
Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 11:04 AM

May I suggest a case of Valium for Tex instead of scotch?

mitchy
Mitchy  (Level: 130.6 - Posts: 964)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 11:22 AM

Or perhaps Lithium Carbonate...

revdodd
Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 11:51 AM

A little Patron for the Padre wouldn't hurt, either!

vettage
Vettage  (Level: 41.0 - Posts: 241)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 1:24 PM

Sploof, I hear ya.

Today marks my 35th day of being sober after ten years in a non-stop alcohol induced haze. Therapy, meetings, family support and much improved times on this site have kept my outlook as bright as it can be.

I suppose requesting a case of diet pepsi would would seem rather boring to some. Such is life.

mitchy
Mitchy  (Level: 130.6 - Posts: 964)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 9:58 PM

That is great Vettage! I commend you on your BIG 35 days. Keep up the good work! One Day At A Time......


aslan
Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 10:28 PM

I used to brew my own beer. Now I can't drink and haven't for more than 4 years. It is tough sometimes.

jorboo
Jorboo  (Level: 39.1 - Posts: 141)
Wed, 25th Apr '07 11:41 PM

I see we have friends of Bill W., congratulations on your 35 days!

surreyman
Surreyman  (Level: 261.1 - Posts: 2770)
Thu, 26th Apr '07 4:54 AM

Anyone who puts ice into malt Scotch ..........................

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Thu, 26th Apr '07 7:17 AM

It's ONE SMALL CUBE, and that's in Texas so the Scotch wont be 85 to 95 degrees.. It's not like I'm adding soda or a handful of ice... Just ONE ITTY BITTY CUBE !!

geniuswaitress
Geniuswaitress  (Level: 52.1 - Posts: 381)
Thu, 26th Apr '07 7:28 AM

Surreyman, I was about to say the EXACT same thing!

towerguard
Towerguard  (Level: 71.6 - Posts: 150)
Thu, 26th Apr '07 4:49 PM

They make those blue plastic ice cubes for just such an occasion.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Thu, 26th Apr '07 5:09 PM

great idea. I will buy some post haste


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