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emiperkins
Emiperkins  (Level: 50.0 - Posts: 201)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 11:51 AM

IN THE SPIRIT OF COMPLETE SILLINESS. . .

It was time, I think, for some nonesense.

Anyone else remember that kookie song "I'm Gonna Buy Me A Dog" by the Monkees?

In case you've forgotten, here are the lyrics:

(Davy's lines in parenthesis)

You know my girl just called me up
And she woke me from my sleep
You should have heard the things she said
You know she hurt my feelings deep.
I'm gonna buy me a dog
(A dog, a dog! Why?)
'Cause I need a friend now.
(Say, you need all the friends you can get)
I'm gonna buy me a dog,
My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.

She used to bring me my newspaper.
(Cause you didn't know where it was at)
'Cause she knew where it was at.
She used to keep me so contented.
But I can teach a dog to do that.
(Maybe elephants)
I'm gonna buy me a dog,
Cause I need a friend now
I'm gonna buy me a dog,
(Dog)
My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.
(how) how (how)
1,2,3,4,5,6,7 hike!
(hike! I was a little late on that one. I just got back from playing cards with the natives.)
Zulus?
(No I usually won, ha ha.)
I could use a drink of water.
(Why, you thirsty?)
No, I want to see if my neck leeks.
I would buy a racoon but John already has one.
(35 bucks.)
Where do I come back in?

I'm gonna buy me a dog,
(dog!) Um, yeah.
'Cause I need a friend now
(yeah, yeah)
Boom boom boo doop doop ramalama.
I'm gonna buy me a dog,
My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.
(how, how)
How now brown cow?

I'm gonna buy me a dog, yes sir.
If I was looking for a word to describe it, I think "dog" would be the world.
(It would be dog?)
Definitely dog. It would come springing from my lips. Dog!
(Ok, the song is over, could someone let us out? They're coming to take us away, ha ha hee hee ho ho)

violetblue
Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 853)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 12:05 PM

I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo ga joob.

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 212.1 - Posts: 5643)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 12:27 PM

Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This made my day!
Vickie

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 144.2 - Posts: 3839)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 12:51 PM

Hello Mudda! Hello Fadda! Here I am at, Camp Sploofnada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if folks stop complaining.

emiperkins
Emiperkins  (Level: 50.0 - Posts: 201)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 12:56 PM

Whine and moan, oh mudda, fadda.
Gripe and groan, cursing Sploofnada.
Wor-ry-ing
That their minds might expand
and learn some things they never knew.

marynuala
Marynuala  (Level: 139.8 - Posts: 996)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 1:20 PM

In futhering the spitit of silliness, here is a question. What do you call an intelligent cat? - a Sploopus!
Please don't die laughing!


marynuala
Marynuala  (Level: 139.8 - Posts: 996)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 1:22 PM

Rats!!! - that should have been Sploopuss (I hope it still sounds funny).

redbaron
Redbaron  (Level: 205.6 - Posts: 296)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 1:23 PM

This whole thread has made my morning!

Sploopuss indeed...As for intelligent cats, are there any other kinds?

Will

ladyvol
Ladyvol  (Level: 212.1 - Posts: 5643)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 1:35 PM

oh ee oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.
or------------------------------
chick a boom chick a boom don't ya just love it

philkon
Philkon  (Level: 274.3 - Posts: 474)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 3:00 PM

OK, let's make this thread more trivia oriented

Longest song title:
"I'm a Cranky Old Yank, in a Clanky Old Tank, on the Streets of Yokahama with My Honolulu Mama, Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on My Seat-o, Hirohito Blues."

lettermanfan1
Lettermanfan1  (Level: 88.3 - Posts: 486)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 3:08 PM

Will, there is definitely a thing as an unintelligent cat. My cat, Foster (named for the beer by an idiot friend of my husband's) is the dumbest cat alive. Of course, she is 16, which could account for her dumbness now, but, unfortunately, does not excuse her stupidity in the past.
Leah

redbaron
Redbaron  (Level: 205.6 - Posts: 296)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 3:49 PM

LOL, Leah...Yeah, we've got three cats, and I would have to describe one of them as "challenged," for a cat anyway.

Our oldest is 13 or 14 (I can never remember which) and still going strong! The "challenged" cat is her daughter, now 10 or 11 (again, I can never remember). The youngest cat, not related to the other two, is only three and she's a handful!

Will

mamacurlyhead
Mamacurlyhead  (Level: 77.9 - Posts: 66)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 4:23 PM

And we all live in a yellow submarine

magnolia1
Magnolia1  (Level: 74.5 - Posts: 147)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 4:54 PM

Me oh me oh my was,nt that a party ,my head feels like a football,I think I,m gonna die, might a been the whiskey coulda been the gin might a been the three or four six packs oh look at the mess were in but was,t that a party........Kathy

felix-old
Felix-old  (Level: 14.2 - Posts: 244)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 6:41 PM

All cats are smart, was there ever a question?


>>>> Felix

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 6:41 PM

~Good to see some levity in light of all the SplooFUSS we have had of late???
~Bev

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Fri, 21st Oct '05 10:25 PM

SplooFUSS - now that's funny!! ROFL

aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 185.6 - Posts: 924)
Sat, 22nd Oct '05 1:39 AM

An excellent example of a smart cat is Puss'n'Boots. All cats are smart, I know, I have seven of them. Just call me cat lover Cathy, everyone else does.

doobie999
Doobie999  (Level: 90.3 - Posts: 29)
Sat, 22nd Oct '05 10:50 AM

They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
They're coming to take me away, hee hee! ha ha! ho! ho! to the funny farm were life is peacefull all the time! I can't wait to those nice young men in their plain white coats, they're coming to take me away ha ha!

redbaron
Redbaron  (Level: 205.6 - Posts: 296)
Sat, 22nd Oct '05 12:51 PM

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm Ok...
I Sploof all night and sleep all day...

Oh, never mind.

Will

stormey1
Stormey1  (Level: 36.5 - Posts: 4)
Sun, 23rd Oct '05 6:10 PM

lol ..I love my cat to death ...but his name is ..stupid ..he is diffently mentally challenged..


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