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Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Mon, 4th Jun '07 4:34 PM


I got this from my niece, a Teacher.

Jeff Foxworthy's Take on Teachers

You might be a school employee if.... believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick. want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off." is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring on high blood pressure as it is uttered. can tell it's a full moon or if it is going to rain, snow,hail....anything!!! without ever looking outside. believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card. believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy,the kids sure are mellow today."

...when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior. have no social life between August and June. think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. wonder how some parents MANAGED to reproduce. laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the"lounge." encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or homeschooling and are willing to donate the UHAUL boxes should they decided to move out of district. think caffeine should be available in intravenous form. can't imagine how the ACLU could think that covering your students' chairs with Velcro and then requiring uniforms be made out of the corresponding Velcro could ever be misunderstood by the public.

...meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?" would choose a mammogram over a parent conference. think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons. And desks and chairs for that matter!!!

...the words "I have college debt for this?" have ever come out of your mouth.

Suzer22  (Level: 166.3 - Posts: 1982)
Mon, 4th Jun '07 8:45 PM

Well, I have no college debt, but the rest of these are spot on! Thanks for the laugh.

Thank goodness in Arizona we are already done for the year!

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2402)
Tue, 5th Jun '07 7:04 AM

That is so true, it downright scary!!!


1mks  (Level: 221.1 - Posts: 5930)
Tue, 5th Jun '07 7:10 AM

Right on the spot! Of course, in the dark ages, it only cost around $100 a semester to attend college. Books were a bunch, but we always looked forward to selling those. How I wish I had kept my Children's Literature book! It was fabulous! I've always thought we needed a bar in the teacher's lounge....especially around April when those hormones start raging....the kid's, not the teacher's. Thank heavens for summers. Marsha

Gypsylady  (Level: 149.4 - Posts: 6108)
Tue, 5th Jun '07 7:57 AM

Not a teacher, Robert, but really enjoyed your post, and how it actually relates to teachers.


Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 387)
Tue, 5th Jun '07 9:51 AM

Sensational! When I went to college, tuition was approx. $300 per quarter, and books were $35 a piece. By the way, do colleges still have keggers and panty raids?

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