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Suzannec  (Level: 258.6 - Posts: 616)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 6:43 PM


Loved the word puzzle on disastrous first dates. I would love to hear about some bad dates that Sploofus members have been on. My worst was when my ex-boyfriend told me to get out of the car and walk home (10 miles). By the time I got home, my parents had eaten the M & M cookies that I had made him. Double whammy!

Berylm  (Level: 162.4 - Posts: 478)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 7:23 PM

My worst has got to be when at 17 I thought my boyfriend had stood me up - we were supposed to meet at a party and he never turned up. So I decided to get drunk, on scotch. I succeeded so well my parents had to come get me, I woke up the next day with towels all around the bedding, a bowl beside the bed, and a massive hangover - I've never remembered the events of the latter part of that evening and I still can't smell scotch without wanting to throw up now, 25 years later! Which caused all sorts of fun when, much later, I married a whisky-loving Scot ... but that's another story.

And after all that, all that had happened was the boyfriend had come home from work, sat down for five minutes, fallen asleep and not woken up until it was too late to go! Doh!

Violetblue  (Level: 112.2 - Posts: 853)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 7:53 PM

OK, I was sixteen. This very cute guy had finally asked me out. Yay!

He comes over to pick me up and my little brother-- the rat-- asks, "Why would you want to go out with my sister? She has a big, huge ZIT on her forehead!" (It was true, I was hiding it under my bangs)

The guy turned out to be a huge jerk a few dates later.

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 7:56 PM

The puzzle was great fun. I'll have to mull awhile on the worst date.

Aquamar  (Level: 185.7 - Posts: 925)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 8:15 PM

My worst date happened when I was 17 and my friends picked me up first then we were going to pick him up at his house but when we got there he wasn't home. The three of us went to the party without him. I was pretty upset so I helped finish off the keg. My friends thought it was about time that I went home so they dropped me at my house. Unfortunately it was still early and my parents were up. I got grounded for two months but everything turned out ok because I ended up marrying that guy.


Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 9:31 PM

I remember a bad bad date with a knockout girl from school that finally consented to a drive in date. I got my DA combed just right splashed on about a pint of bay rum and after trying to impress her with stories {lies} of my prowess in worldly things and failing miserably in the makin'out dept. I pulled out with the speaker still attached to my window. I don't remember her ever speaking to me again. Fonzie, I was NOT!

Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 9:32 PM

During a first date we stopped by the guy's house so he could pick up a jacket. I noticed that he was a real slob but I had to go to bathroom.

The guy had grass growing in his toilet. It was literally a ring of grass (or moss, whatever you want to call it) growing from the inside of the bowl, floating on the toilet water. Had to be at lesat 2 inches long all the way around.

There was NO second date.

Sheri Ras.

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 9:42 PM

Sheril,,,what activities did you indulge in for the rest of the night? I think we can rule out intimacy.

Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 10:04 PM

True that, Donden!!!

The rest of the night was pretty awkward for me, but luckily a movie was involved so not much talking. It was hard for me to think of much to say, because I kept picturing that green grass floating. Think of dark green hair and the head is under water, but the hair is floating on top of the water..............


1mks  (Level: 219.4 - Posts: 5925)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 10:11 PM

While in college, a bunch of us went out...don't even remember where. We all crashed on the floor of someone's house later....I woke up to this absolute creep yacking on me. I could have absolutely died and for awhile wish I had! Never saw the fool again...he was undoubtedly the very worst date that I EVER had. YECH! Marsha

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Thu, 14th Jun '07 10:25 PM

Sherilynn, could we have gone out with the same guy? When I was a driving instructor in Philadelphia, I was set up (as a practical joke, as it turned out, but never mind that now) with the traffic reporter/automotive correspondent for a local TV station. The arrangement was that I was to pick him up - it was the '70s, women's lib and all.

Turned out he lived with his mom in a small apartment. He wasn't ready when I got there - dashing around in a panic looking for something apparently more important than I was, so for 20 minutes I stood for lack of a place to sit down in what was essentially a four-room hallway, stacked floor to ceiling with books and papers and clutter; there may have been furniture under there somewhere but I never saw it. Oh yeah, there were cats, too. More than a couple, and somewhere a catbox that needed changing.

After a few minutes, down one of the aisles through the apartment came a tiny, gnarled ancient lady with long floating white hair, wearing a robe and slippers and a bib apron and carrying a cup and saucer. She stopped about ten feet from me and looked me over, and for the rest of my stay she stared at me and repeated loudly to him over and over "WHO'S THAT?" and sipping noisily from her cup, while he acted as if she wasn't there and I shifted nervously from foot to foot with a stupid smirk on my face. After we left, he never mentioned her.

It was a short date, not repeated.

I'm almost scared to think about it, there have been so many, and that's ptobably not even the worst.

Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Fri, 15th Jun '07 12:29 AM

LOL, Smoke! Probably wasn't the same guy, as my horrible date was in Southern California - maybe they were related, though!

I still dream of that "toilet hair" - will never forget it!

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