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roccotab
Roccotab  (Level: 60.4 - Posts: 185)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:51 AM

*THE HUSBAND STORE*

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose
to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have
Jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor r sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With
Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These
men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the
sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives
store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

greyghost
Greyghost  (Level: 68.4 - Posts: 640)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:56 AM

Lmao,i love it,great one.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 10:13 AM

Sure is boring sitting up here waiting for shoppers on the 6th floor of the women's store.

Lodi

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 11:17 AM

LOL at Lodi! Of course I'm in the display window right next to her

greyghost
Greyghost  (Level: 68.4 - Posts: 640)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 5:38 PM

Omg,no wonder she's not getting to see the men,lol,i loved that joke


greyghost
Greyghost  (Level: 68.4 - Posts: 640)
Wed, 27th Jun '07 9:20 AM

Suzer,get out of that window,save some for the rest of us,lol.


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