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Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:04 PM


As I sit at my computer,
And play WRs all night,
I finally get a speedy round,
And hit “enter” with delight.

I wait with baited breath,
And gleefully press the enter key,
SIGH…Sploofquake has hit
No sub 20 for me.

Dear Mr. Sploofmaster,
I know your hours are few,
But if you have a couple minutes,
Here’s what I ask of you.

Please fix the Sploofquakes,
I beg on my hands and knees,
I don’t want to grovel,
So I’m asking…PLEASE!!

I know you’re working on Beta,
Not sitting around being lazy,
But dude, these expired Word Rounds,
Are making me FRIGGIN CRAZY!!

Burma Shave

Ladyvol  (Level: 203.0 - Posts: 5438)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:05 PM

Loved it do have a way with words!

Margiematt  (Level: 192.7 - Posts: 388)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:12 PM

You truly are talented and funny Kelly!!

1mks  (Level: 208.3 - Posts: 5866)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:28 PM

You can't say "Burma Shave" unless you take my quiz! I do agree with you though because I go bonkers over the expired rounds!

Swiper  (Level: 145.4 - Posts: 874)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:31 PM


Alaskan420  (Level: 69.0 - Posts: 191)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:39 PM

DITTO,I currently have not played WRs/WMs for days because of the quakes.

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 8:58 PM


Greyghost  (Level: 68.4 - Posts: 640)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 9:05 PM

ROFLMFAO,my lord,that cracked me up.please do another Thank you very much,i needed that laugh,ty again.

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 9:07 PM

The expired rounds make me angry and you wouldn't like me very much when I'm angry. (Starting to turn green and clothes are ripping).

But in all seriousness - we're not asking for bells & whistles, magic beans, statistical syndromes, etc. Just take what we have and make it work. We like it when it works. It used to work. That's all we want - just a game that works.


The cash value of this chat post is 1/100th of a cent.

Aslan  (Level: 27.6 - Posts: 356)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 10:11 PM

That was truly inspired!

Maurlin  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 2660)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 10:22 PM

Kelly...or chic-fil-a, I'm so glad I got to meet you in Philly. YOU ROCK!!!

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 11:11 PM

I'm not requsting alot,
just some time for fair play,
We all deal with the quakes,
and say "come what may".

Sploof, Lodi's clothes are off,
and they're sure to be missed,
but if you don't fix this,
her husband's gonna be pissed.

Just my 2

(I can keep doing this all night)

Kaufman  (Level: 254.1 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 26th Jun '07 11:46 PM

I know archaic verb forms,
And each mollusk alive,
But fat lot of good they do me,
When they earn "E one two five".

Nelly  (Level: 169.8 - Posts: 1167)
Wed, 27th Jun '07 4:47 AM

Way to go Kelly. We're all behind you on that one! Thanks for the laugh!

Banomet  (Level: 173.2 - Posts: 266)
Wed, 27th Jun '07 8:17 AM

I think that I shall never see
Sploofus once again quakefree.

Free from quakes that spoil our best
Though this has been our main request.

We only want to come and play
Without the quakes all through the day.

Well, here it is, summer now;
Where is 2.0 anyhow?

I really like to feed my brain
But Sploofquakes make it such a pain.

Poems are made by fools like us,
Who want Justin to fix Sploofus.


Salzypat  (Level: 154.5 - Posts: 5295)
Wed, 27th Jun '07 9:54 AM

good poetry everyone. Gives us all a good smile and it passes along a message in a pleasant way. Keep rhyming!

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Wed, 27th Jun '07 5:22 PM

I'm afraid to make this post.
I don't want to become toast.

But just this morning, rounds 1,2,3
I played completely (dare I say it) quakefree!

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Wed, 27th Jun '07 8:31 PM

Alas my begging,
has fallen on deaf ears,
Sploof's lack of response,
confirms my worst fears.

There is no island,
We're all floundering alone,
I hit the "enter" key,
"Expired Round".....groan

I cringe and repeat the WR
I try to maintain my class,
If the Sploofquakes don't cease,
Beta can kiss my as@$!*#

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Thu, 28th Jun '07 7:38 PM

Ha! I bet she can't top that one.

Missashlee  (Level: 125.6 - Posts: 543)
Thu, 28th Jun '07 8:29 PM

Twas the night before Beta, when all over the Net,
Not a player was Smiling, not even Banomet!
The expired rounds were cursed by the players with flare,
Lost hopes that the Alchemist would ever be there.

Quiz writers were stymied, WordPuzzles reset,
While Sploofus kept quaking and making us sweat,
And I at my desktop, with my faithful cat,
Had just signed off, grumbling "Well, that’s that!"

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an email declaring "Sploofus 2.0 is here!"
I sprang to my keyboard and typed like a pro
Entering my password, shouting "Okay, let’s go!"

Uh, and then I woke up ... but it was a nice dream ...

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