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Mandy226  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 128)
Sun, 22nd Jul '07 3:04 PM


A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The old biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand our Ladies; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy"
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Tuzilla  (Level: 142.2 - Posts: 3830)
Sun, 22nd Jul '07 7:23 PM


Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Mon, 23rd Jul '07 11:20 AM

It's EASY isn't it Mandy?
Tell Steve to just follow the RULES....
Rule one....women always win

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