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Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sat, 18th Aug '07 4:54 AM


This joke came from another Sploofuser, and I wanted to share it with you all.
Apologies in advance to our Scottish brethren!


A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.

"$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.

"$85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to $40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"

"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you $5.
But it will be traumatic."

"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

Oldcougar  (Level: 228.1 - Posts: 1935)
Sat, 18th Aug '07 5:03 AM

Twas a wee lassie that sent that to you

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sat, 18th Aug '07 5:34 AM

A nice wee >Canadian< lassie!!!

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Sun, 19th Aug '07 6:50 AM

If ye cannae beat 'em....

One for you Bushy:

Fellah walks into a bar in Queensland and sees a guy playing 'Dancing Queen' on the digeridoo.
"Oh", says the fellah,
"That's an Abba original."

(And, if I may, I'll take this opportunity to plug my 'Ambassadors of Scotland' quiz - it won an award you know!)

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sun, 19th Aug '07 7:13 AM

*Thrashing around on the floor, groaning at Martin's joke!! got me fair'n'square on that'un!!


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