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ducttape
Ducttape  (Level: 188.1 - Posts: 159)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 7:06 PM

SPAMBOX

NEVER LOSE A SHOWDOWN AGAIN!!!!

WHY LET THOSE SHOWDOWN TOKENS SIT AROUND UNUSED, CLUTTERING UP YOUR COMMAND CENTER?
THOSE TOKENS CAN POTENTIALLY BE WORTH 100,000, - 1,000,000, - even 1,000,000,000 POINTS!!!

WATCH YOUR SCORE RISE AS YOU CLIMB UP THE OVERALL RANK!!!

BE THE ENVY OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!



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1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 7:23 PM

I'm in ........ but I am going to wait until you have a sale!

donden
Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 7:26 PM

I have already bought this system much cheaper. All I had to do was give my SS number and my ATM PIN. Oh yeah, and they also gave me some stock market tips.

jorboo
Jorboo  (Level: 39.1 - Posts: 141)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 8:06 PM

Ducttape, I sent my security code in case you need it. I cant't wait to receive the system. Jorboo

smoke20
Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 8:23 PM

I can let you have a copy of the exact same system for $19.95, and I'll throw in a free WP tipsheet that will have you in single digits by Halloween.

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 8:40 PM

Any Two for One specials out there!

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 8:40 PM

What, no free steak knives if I respond immediately?

....Are the operators standing by, waiting for my call???

Do I get a substantial discount if I buy more'n one???



~Bev

roccotab
Roccotab  (Level: 60.4 - Posts: 185)
Sat, 1st Sep '07 9:09 PM

Don't be fooled y'all this exact system is already on the market check it out:

http://sploofus.com/bbs_detail.sp?post=46052&cID=7

revdodd
Revdodd  (Level: 68.7 - Posts: 775)
Sun, 2nd Sep '07 6:21 AM

Greetings and Felecitations:

Permit me the introduction of my self, being Carita Igwebuike, wife of the late second undersecretary for cultural impressions of Nigeria. After my late husband's untimely death in the governmental unrest of Cthulhuville, I have discovered my recent beneficense of the sum of EURO $12.7 million ($12,700,000) which I am willing to share with a person of such compassion as yourself.

Please respond by e-mail to your earliest convenience, since as I write this I learn I have a rare form of Denque fever and do not anticipate being alive to enjoy this windfall.

Please remit also your back account and activation numbers, so we may shar in our good fortune.

Blessings!

salzypat
Salzypat  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 5315)
Sun, 2nd Sep '07 10:24 AM

Oh yes indeed, and don't forget about the poor orphans whose lives depend on you and without our help those poor orphans will surely perish.

rael61
Rael61  (Level: 139.5 - Posts: 68)
Sun, 2nd Sep '07 10:56 AM

Hey everybody, great news! Last week I learned via email that, in just two weeks, I can have a longer penis with more stamina AND larger, fuller breasts!

Lucky me!

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sun, 2nd Sep '07 11:54 AM

With enlargement of your other two parts....
you'll probably be VERY popular and
you will probably need more stamina!!!!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 2nd Sep '07 4:34 PM

Oh and would anyone care to view my webcam? Membership is only $19.95 per month where you can WATCH me lose showdowns and cuss the WP, all while wearing my provocative flannel jammies.....

mandy226
Mandy226  (Level: 77.2 - Posts: 128)
Sun, 2nd Sep '07 5:01 PM

Absolutely bloody hilarious thread! Brightened my day


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