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Brunosexy77  (Level: 67.5 - Posts: 215)
Mon, 10th Sep '07 5:03 PM


Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you thatI'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me

that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,

you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut,

cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk

boxers.. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to

sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me

anymore, you don 't wan t sex anymore or anything. Either you're

cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm


Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West

Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that

you and I have been

married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what

you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your

constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice

when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was

" You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not to say

anything if you can't say anythin g nice. And when you cooked my

favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because

I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you

had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I

prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty

dollars from me that morning ... And your silk boxers were $49.99. After

all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So

when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I

quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home

you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have

the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that with your

letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.


Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born

Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Tue, 11th Sep '07 2:49 PM

Very Good Bruno....
Bears out the old adage
Never put anything in writing!!!!

Geophile  (Level: 156.9 - Posts: 1508)
Tue, 11th Sep '07 4:10 PM

I loved it!

Markied  (Level: 30.9 - Posts: 109)
Wed, 17th Oct '07 4:59 PM

Absolutely fantastic Bruno.
Must borrow it if I may, and paste it onto my Fave Band's Website..

Winddancer41  (Level: 63.3 - Posts: 1113)
Wed, 17th Oct '07 7:21 PM

Got that as a forward about a month ago but it is even funnier the second time. This is case of she got the gold mine he got the shaft.

Nsinuosblufyxn  (Level: 106.3 - Posts: 274)
Wed, 17th Oct '07 10:54 PM

LOL - That is hilarious!

Thanks for sharing it.

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