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eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Wed, 26th Sep '07 11:51 PM

IF I COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD IT WOULD BE.......

1. Rock star (nuff said);
2. Trolling around all day for traffic nuisances, pulling them over and ticketing them for being stupid and annoying, and giving them a really good lecture to let them know how stupid and annoying they are;
3. Professional exerciser. I would love to spend 8 hours a day at the gym, lifting weights, running on the treadmill, etc., taking breaks to sit in the hot tub.

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Wed, 26th Sep '07 11:56 PM

I will take:

Professional puppy cuddler.

I really think I am good at this and could make lots of money at it.

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:00 AM

Help! I am stuck in an infinite loop! Every time I hit refresh my posts reproduce!

Sploofus Editor
Sploofernatural (Editor)  
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:03 AM

When you refresh the screen right after posting, it doesn't just refresh it; it also resends the instructions to post the text you entered. Be careful when you do that. Meanwhile, I'll clean up.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:03 AM

Redwingchick, I get it, your ideal job would be asexually reproducing virus.

chickfbref1
Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2012)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:05 AM

1) Jon Bon Jovi's sex slave
....never mind the rest....

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:05 AM


I think my ideal job would be cleaning up puppy poop.

see? Reality always intrudes...

cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:24 AM

My Ideal Job would be Not having a Job!

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 4:11 AM

Bill Clinton's chambermaid !!!!

twoxfourman
Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:21 AM

Dream job? Don't know that any job could be a dream. But, I'd be willing to take the position of monthly Powerball lottery winner.

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:22 AM

EWWWW. I'd rather mop up floors at the peep show. Oh wait..

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:32 AM

Time travelling scientist who helps others with the aid of a computer wielding ghost.
Ideally named after a playwright.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:36 AM

Ok - apparently that one is already taken.
Howsabout a me being a kindly wizened Oriental gentleman who helps a young lad's self-esteem by teaching him to beat the c**p out of other teenagers?

suzer22
Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 9:10 AM

I'm with Lodi on number two - I've thought a lot about having a paintball gun with various colors of paint to splat on cars for various offenses. That way other drivers could be forewarned - yellow means they cut you off in traffic, pink is for those who tailgate, red paint would indicate speeders, etc.

Beware those cars with multi-colors!

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 9:15 AM

Martin: Wax on...Wax Off...

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 9:48 AM

Nearly 10 hours, and no one's signed on yet as Jon Bon Jovi's stunt double.

Hang in there, Kelly.

Me, I guess I'd settle for (mostly) benevolent dictator.

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 11:05 AM


I think I would enjoy shaving diseased dogs for surgery.

slowpokecat
Slowpokecat  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 17)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:27 PM

my dream job would be as a shark watcher on some island paradise. not going out after the shark or victim just telling someone else. We moved here to western PA two years ago to live out our golden years and we are doing freezing. There are only two types of weather here 340days out of year rain or snow.

geophile
Geophile  (Level: 159.2 - Posts: 1519)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:38 PM

When I saw the scene in "Nicholas and Alexandra" where they come floating into the ballroom with their crowns on, I knew I was born to reign. Of course, they DID die a rather hideous death. Oh, dear...I'd better think of somethin' else! Ok, Jon Bon Jovi's sex slave. Much more fun! I wonder how he likes "mature" women?

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 1:53 PM

Why, with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course!

geophile
Geophile  (Level: 159.2 - Posts: 1519)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 2:55 PM

tooo funny!

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 110.8 - Posts: 1736)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 3:11 PM

geoge clooneys slave for me

1mks
1mks  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 5883)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 3:30 PM

svelte sex object

duckysezso
Duckysezso  (Level: 51.7 - Posts: 20)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:03 PM

My ideal job would be security guard at Paul Simon and Edie Brickells' house, and my single mission would be to keep Edie from ever entering a recording studio again. Or singing in public. Or humming in the shower. My second job choise would be celebrity anti-paparazzi. I woould go around refusing to take pictures of people we're sick to death of hearing about.

duckysezso
Duckysezso  (Level: 51.7 - Posts: 20)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:05 PM

apparently i should be slightly more awake when i try to spell....damn de-caf....

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:06 PM

Checking out farflung and obscure places to do write-ups for travel magazines.......

~Bev

missgeorge
Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 388)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:36 PM

I would feed and nurture every stray animal I could find. The only problem would be that when I got home my kitties would smell all of the different scents on me and they would say that momma was unfaithful.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:48 PM

Can I change mine please?

Either teaching endangered animals how to shoot back OR alternative Olympic sports developer.
I've been trying to get "pushing" made into the Olympics for years.

marynuala
Marynuala  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 994)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 7:26 PM

Working for the Royal Mint and being given all the money I print!

rael61
Rael61  (Level: 139.5 - Posts: 68)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 10:57 PM

I'll settle for tester in a bed factory (interpret that any way you want; it's all good).

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 219.7 - Posts: 1935)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 11:17 PM

Official Sploofus Bling Collector, oh wait, that's all I do now

tuzilla
Tuzilla  (Level: 133.8 - Posts: 3777)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 8:49 AM

I was thinking of taking the position of Central Scrutinizer or the Grand Wazoo. However I will opt for being a writer/editor of a magazine about foreign travel and cuisines.

sploofus
Justin  
Fri, 28th Sep '07 11:43 AM

...running a trivia web site that empowers people with similar interests from around the world to meet, exchange information, and compete intellectually...

..."WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE A FULL-TIME DAY JOB TO PAY THE BILLS!"

Justin

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 12:50 PM

OK JUSTIN (sigh)
Quit whining!!!!
The cheque will be in the mail
by the end of the day!!!!

Just realized....it must be very annoying
You make up this site, and these fun games
and then a LOT of us stay home all day and play
while you go out and work to provide for us!!!!
Resume whining!!!!

sploofus
Justin  
Fri, 28th Sep '07 1:29 PM

Ahhhhh...

Well, I don't whine very often. Sorry 'bout that...



kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 1:47 PM

I love my job.
1. I love being a mom
2. I love helping people understand the power of the internet for their business and guiding them in the right way to do things and steering them from the wrong. I love getting emails like the one I got yesterday saying things like "I had no idea it would be this great". The really cool thing was it was for a non-profit site and I had made some discounts, and she paid more (not a lot - but said I deserved more and that she would be sending more business my way - yee haw).
3. I love my volunteer work that I do with the Veterans, our high school band and my church.

There are only two things that I could think of that would make my life/job perfect.
1. A personal masseuse named Sven that was with me at all times for all reasons.
2. 3 Clones: 1 to do general housecleaning, 1 to clean up after me in the kitchen (cause I LIKE to do the cooking) and 1 to do the rote work of typing so that I could do some extra sleeping

Other than that my life is perfect!

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 1:49 PM

ummm - note to Justin - I thought about that AFTER the fact - the extra was not enough for me to be able to help you quit your job - sorry! Will work on that

brunosexy77
Brunosexy77  (Level: 68.3 - Posts: 215)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 6:11 PM

If I could have any job in the world it would be.......

1. Wedding Planner
2. The Nose (composing perfumes)
3. Wine-tasting

garrybl
Garrybl  (Level: 279.5 - Posts: 6639)
Sat, 29th Sep '07 12:38 AM

How about psychiatrist to Kaufman and Smaug?

geophile
Geophile  (Level: 159.2 - Posts: 1519)
Sat, 29th Sep '07 12:26 PM

What a BURN, Garry!

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Sat, 29th Sep '07 12:55 PM

Okay - I'm weighing in with a change - because I have an incredible (and sometimes very annoying sense of smell) - so "The Nose" would be a job I would trade everything but my kids and Sven for...they'd have to come along.

I'm on some kind of perfume sample list I guess because I get every new celebrity perfume sample - some, shall we say - would be better off being used to drive away mosquitos.


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