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Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3641)
Wed, 26th Sep '07 11:51 PM


1. Rock star (nuff said);
2. Trolling around all day for traffic nuisances, pulling them over and ticketing them for being stupid and annoying, and giving them a really good lecture to let them know how stupid and annoying they are;
3. Professional exerciser. I would love to spend 8 hours a day at the gym, lifting weights, running on the treadmill, etc., taking breaks to sit in the hot tub.

Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Wed, 26th Sep '07 11:56 PM

I will take:

Professional puppy cuddler.

I really think I am good at this and could make lots of money at it.

Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:00 AM

Help! I am stuck in an infinite loop! Every time I hit refresh my posts reproduce!

Sploofus Editor
Sploofernatural (Editor)  
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:03 AM

When you refresh the screen right after posting, it doesn't just refresh it; it also resends the instructions to post the text you entered. Be careful when you do that. Meanwhile, I'll clean up.

Smaug  (Level: 144.7 - Posts: 2765)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:03 AM

Redwingchick, I get it, your ideal job would be asexually reproducing virus.

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2011)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:05 AM

1) Jon Bon Jovi's sex slave
....never mind the rest....

Smaug  (Level: 144.7 - Posts: 2765)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:05 AM

I think my ideal job would be cleaning up puppy poop.

see? Reality always intrudes...

Cjar855  (Level: 134.2 - Posts: 838)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:24 AM

My Ideal Job would be Not having a Job!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 4:11 AM

Bill Clinton's chambermaid !!!!

Twoxfourman  (Level: 82.4 - Posts: 153)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:21 AM

Dream job? Don't know that any job could be a dream. But, I'd be willing to take the position of monthly Powerball lottery winner.

Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 689)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:22 AM

EWWWW. I'd rather mop up floors at the peep show. Oh wait..

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:32 AM

Time travelling scientist who helps others with the aid of a computer wielding ghost.
Ideally named after a playwright.

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 8:36 AM

Ok - apparently that one is already taken.
Howsabout a me being a kindly wizened Oriental gentleman who helps a young lad's self-esteem by teaching him to beat the c**p out of other teenagers?

Suzer22  (Level: 165.6 - Posts: 1982)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 9:10 AM

I'm with Lodi on number two - I've thought a lot about having a paintball gun with various colors of paint to splat on cars for various offenses. That way other drivers could be forewarned - yellow means they cut you off in traffic, pink is for those who tailgate, red paint would indicate speeders, etc.

Beware those cars with multi-colors!

Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 689)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 9:15 AM

Martin: Wax on...Wax Off...

Kaufman  (Level: 267.8 - Posts: 3941)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 9:48 AM

Nearly 10 hours, and no one's signed on yet as Jon Bon Jovi's stunt double.

Hang in there, Kelly.

Me, I guess I'd settle for (mostly) benevolent dictator.

Smaug  (Level: 144.7 - Posts: 2765)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 11:05 AM

I think I would enjoy shaving diseased dogs for surgery.

Slowpokecat  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 17)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:27 PM

my dream job would be as a shark watcher on some island paradise. not going out after the shark or victim just telling someone else. We moved here to western PA two years ago to live out our golden years and we are doing freezing. There are only two types of weather here 340days out of year rain or snow.

Geophile  (Level: 167.3 - Posts: 1545)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 12:38 PM

When I saw the scene in "Nicholas and Alexandra" where they come floating into the ballroom with their crowns on, I knew I was born to reign. Of course, they DID die a rather hideous death. Oh, dear...I'd better think of somethin' else! Ok, Jon Bon Jovi's sex slave. Much more fun! I wonder how he likes "mature" women?

Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 689)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 1:53 PM

Why, with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course!

Geophile  (Level: 167.3 - Posts: 1545)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 2:55 PM

tooo funny!

Jeannette  (Level: 114.5 - Posts: 1735)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 3:11 PM

geoge clooneys slave for me

1mks  (Level: 219.5 - Posts: 5925)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 3:30 PM

svelte sex object

Duckysezso  (Level: 51.7 - Posts: 20)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:03 PM

My ideal job would be security guard at Paul Simon and Edie Brickells' house, and my single mission would be to keep Edie from ever entering a recording studio again. Or singing in public. Or humming in the shower. My second job choise would be celebrity anti-paparazzi. I woould go around refusing to take pictures of people we're sick to death of hearing about.

Duckysezso  (Level: 51.7 - Posts: 20)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:05 PM

apparently i should be slightly more awake when i try to spell....damn de-caf....

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:06 PM

Checking out farflung and obscure places to do write-ups for travel magazines.......


Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 388)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:36 PM

I would feed and nurture every stray animal I could find. The only problem would be that when I got home my kitties would smell all of the different scents on me and they would say that momma was unfaithful.

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 5:48 PM

Can I change mine please?

Either teaching endangered animals how to shoot back OR alternative Olympic sports developer.
I've been trying to get "pushing" made into the Olympics for years.

Marynuala  (Level: 140.2 - Posts: 996)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 7:26 PM

Working for the Royal Mint and being given all the money I print!

Rael61  (Level: 139.5 - Posts: 68)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 10:57 PM

I'll settle for tester in a bed factory (interpret that any way you want; it's all good).

Oldcougar  (Level: 228.1 - Posts: 1935)
Thu, 27th Sep '07 11:17 PM

Official Sploofus Bling Collector, oh wait, that's all I do now

Tuzilla  (Level: 144.7 - Posts: 3839)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 8:49 AM

I was thinking of taking the position of Central Scrutinizer or the Grand Wazoo. However I will opt for being a writer/editor of a magazine about foreign travel and cuisines.

Fri, 28th Sep '07 11:43 AM

...running a trivia web site that empowers people with similar interests from around the world to meet, exchange information, and compete intellectually...



Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 12:50 PM

OK JUSTIN (sigh)
Quit whining!!!!
The cheque will be in the mail
by the end of the day!!!!

Just must be very annoying
You make up this site, and these fun games
and then a LOT of us stay home all day and play
while you go out and work to provide for us!!!!
Resume whining!!!!

Fri, 28th Sep '07 1:29 PM


Well, I don't whine very often. Sorry 'bout that...

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 1:47 PM

I love my job.
1. I love being a mom
2. I love helping people understand the power of the internet for their business and guiding them in the right way to do things and steering them from the wrong. I love getting emails like the one I got yesterday saying things like "I had no idea it would be this great". The really cool thing was it was for a non-profit site and I had made some discounts, and she paid more (not a lot - but said I deserved more and that she would be sending more business my way - yee haw).
3. I love my volunteer work that I do with the Veterans, our high school band and my church.

There are only two things that I could think of that would make my life/job perfect.
1. A personal masseuse named Sven that was with me at all times for all reasons.
2. 3 Clones: 1 to do general housecleaning, 1 to clean up after me in the kitchen (cause I LIKE to do the cooking) and 1 to do the rote work of typing so that I could do some extra sleeping

Other than that my life is perfect!

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 1:49 PM

ummm - note to Justin - I thought about that AFTER the fact - the extra was not enough for me to be able to help you quit your job - sorry! Will work on that

Brunosexy77  (Level: 68.4 - Posts: 215)
Fri, 28th Sep '07 6:11 PM

If I could have any job in the world it would be.......

1. Wedding Planner
2. The Nose (composing perfumes)
3. Wine-tasting

Garrybl  (Level: 291.5 - Posts: 6770)
Sat, 29th Sep '07 12:38 AM

How about psychiatrist to Kaufman and Smaug?

Geophile  (Level: 167.3 - Posts: 1545)
Sat, 29th Sep '07 12:26 PM

What a BURN, Garry!

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Sat, 29th Sep '07 12:55 PM

Okay - I'm weighing in with a change - because I have an incredible (and sometimes very annoying sense of smell) - so "The Nose" would be a job I would trade everything but my kids and Sven for...they'd have to come along.

I'm on some kind of perfume sample list I guess because I get every new celebrity perfume sample - some, shall we say - would be better off being used to drive away mosquitos.

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