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Tuzilla  (Level: 144.7 - Posts: 3839)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 6:09 PM


One of our local radio stations is fond of weird pet stories. This lady called in with a story about her dog. They let it out to do the things dogs need to do, however the dog was acting strange. He would start to act like he was ready to do his business, the he would start jumping around barking at his butt. After a few time, they were getting concerned and went outside. After a bit of investigation, they discovered the reason/problem. The dog had eaten one of his squeaky toys. The squeaker had, in the process of moving through the system it had moved into a position that caused it to squeak when the dog assumed the position. Nature eventually took its course, and the issue was resolved.

Kimoira  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 1195)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 6:24 PM

ew yuck- it reminds me of my brother's Malamute who used to eat socks and then pass them

Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 6:27 PM

Oh my God that is WAY too funny!!!!!!! I got a mental picture! Oh, and Go Redwings!

Chyenn  (Level: 209.4 - Posts: 1332)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 6:30 PM

**** note to self**** Do Not attempt to drink anything when reading a Tuzilla post....

i now have the cleanest monitor and keyboard in the house...


Achad  (Level: 212.1 - Posts: 661)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 7:03 PM

Many years back had a cat that loved eating the long tinselly things off the Xmas tree: once there was more than two inches hanging from the other end and the other cats wanted to play with it there was only one answer! At least we had an open fire to burn the rather smelly evidence! Don't you just love those sweet little pet habits?

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 7:14 PM

We boarded our lab two years ago and I took the rug out of his crate along so he would have something familiar in his "cage". When we returned the following week the kennel owner had taken the rug away because he began chewing it. He had chewed out an area about two feet square. (You must know where I'm going with this, huh?). The following day I took him to the boonies for his morning run and when he got done with his business I saw something dragging behind him,,,,,,YARN!!! I had no choice but to catch him and with my bare hands I began to pull,,,,,and pull,,,,,amd pull, until I had about six feet of yarn. The rest he barfed up in our back yard. So there!!! I think I outgrossed everybody.

Kimoira  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 1195)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 7:20 PM

yeah ya did.

Rael61  (Level: 139.5 - Posts: 68)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 7:41 PM

Our two labs occasionally nibble on the long grass in the meadow/woods where we walk them daily. We try to get them not to do that, but sometimes they get what has become to be known as "grass ass." A manual extraction almost always accompanied by a "whoooo" on the way out. Gross, I know, but not quite as potentially harmful as the ingestion of fibers, as previously detailed. "Whooooo!"

Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 689)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 7:43 PM

I hate to post as 'Captain Bringdown', but please don't pull on anything coming out of your pet's butt, especially string! Take them to the vet immediately, because this can SO easily cause a perforation of the bowel which is very often fatal. Luca loves 'exotic cuisine' such as socks and matchbox cars and legos, so I have had to deal with several surprises!

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 8:25 PM

Thanks Robin, I consider myself "chewed" out. I would never knowingly do anything risky to my best buddy. Hopefully he will stick to his Iams in the future.

Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 9:04 PM

Thanks to you all for doing what most people can't: Getting me to lose my appetite!


Sheri Ras.

Chickfbref1  (Level: 120.7 - Posts: 2011)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 9:10 PM

My golden...has this habit of eating anything paper.

We were at the cabin, dumbass dog was running out front, I yelled at Vic..."What the heck is that hanging from her butt?". He gets out the rubber gloves, pulls out a perfectly intact paper towel.

Bout one hour later..."What the heck is that?"...nother paper towel....

Needless to say, we no longer need a dispenser, if you make a mess, call the dog...and pull.


Marynuala  (Level: 140.2 - Posts: 996)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 9:24 PM

All such CUTE stories and so funny! (They should have been included in the TV series You've Been Framed showing pet antics).

Rael61  (Level: 139.5 - Posts: 68)
Mon, 1st Oct '07 9:27 PM

Euhhhh, matchbox cars and legos seem like a bit more roughage than grass, or even fibers. And we all thought fiber was good for the digestive tract. Thanks for the heads up, so to speak. And you girls need more dog pics on your profile...

Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Tue, 2nd Oct '07 9:20 AM

I made the mistake of visualizing all the stories, particularly yours, Achad!


Eileeny  (Level: 70.6 - Posts: 240)
Tue, 2nd Oct '07 10:24 AM

Teehee Tuz that's too funny , brings a whole new meaning to squeak to me puppy, lol

Missashlee  (Level: 125.6 - Posts: 543)
Tue, 2nd Oct '07 11:12 AM

LOL! Reading this thread, I’m glad to know my cats are normal!

I sometimes get them a furry mouse toy that hangs in a doorway at the end of an elastic string. Miss Ashley got tired of batting the mouse, and now all she does is “set them free” by biting through the string.

I realized it was more than that when I discovered a 12-inch length of elastic string trailing out her back end one day. I just cut it off near the orifice and watched her litterbox for the rest until I was confident it had passed and she had no blockage.

Needless to say, they get supervised now when I give them a hanging toy to bat around!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Tue, 2nd Oct '07 11:17 AM

I used to have a dog who loved to eat rubber bands, especially the big thick ones
the mailman drops all over the road. One day I was picking up my dog's poop (using
a plastic bag of course) and idly thought to myself....Hmmmm? I haven't given her
any lasagna lately....and walked on!!!! It finally dawned on me - it wasn't pasta,
just many many rubber bands!!!!

Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 689)
Tue, 2nd Oct '07 3:20 PM

One time we took Luca outside and when he was done there was one nice little monopoly hotel sitting squarely on top of his 'contribution'. I took issue with this because I sure as heck didn't have enough money on me to pay rent. I put a picture of Kai and Luca in my profile

Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 388)
Tue, 2nd Oct '07 4:07 PM

When my husband and I lived in military housing we had a dalmation mix named princess.

To make a long story short, princess got an unused tampon out of the box and swallowed it whole. You never saw such a smile on that dog's face when she finally passed the tampon.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 11:43 AM


Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 7:57 PM

Our little ShiTZU ate several crawdads when we were at the lake..... She was not very happy at time of expulsion.....

Diva305  (Level: 152.6 - Posts: 1655)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 8:04 PM

I think it was a Cheech and Chong recital about how they fed their dog corn to make "interesting" poopers.
My Grand-doggie likes to eat rubber balls (don't give him any more), but that was quite colorful-especially the yellow ones!

Kaufman  (Level: 267.9 - Posts: 3941)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 10:34 PM

The only related Cheech & Chong I remember was when they smoked some "Labrador", not referring to where it was grown, but what it had been through.

Diva305  (Level: 152.6 - Posts: 1655)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 10:52 PM

LOL Kaufman-Up in Smoke!

Undoubtedly, a lot of the humor in Up in Smoke comes from the silly situations the two are put in and the details of story going on around them. Just as humorous, though, is the dialog and the great delivery of Cheech and Chong.

Shortly after Pedro picks up Man and the two of them just got done smoking some weed laced with Man's labrador's fecal matter because the �stupid dog ate the weed�, the two, giggling and rambling, get pulled over by the police.

Well, being pulled over may be a stretch, since they�re already parked on the side of the road. A question like You got your license? asked by the cop receives an honestly surprised Well, isn't it on the bumper? response by Pedro. That's about what one should expect from someone who just inhaled a pound of dog poop and grass, but with the delivery of these two, these types of conversations are incredibly funny.

One of my fav movie lines: The license-"Isn't it on the bumper?"

In addition to Rainman-I'm an excellent driver. Gotta watch Wopner. K-Mart, etc.

Those and acting like Bernie in the supermarket (from Weekend at Bernies)

I do know how to entertain myself

Thanks for the memories

Kaufman  (Level: 267.9 - Posts: 3941)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 11:10 PM

Is dog poop-laced grass caninibas? Enquiring minds want to know.

Diva305  (Level: 152.6 - Posts: 1655)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 11:20 PM

I don't wanna know

Good one Kaufman

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Wed, 3rd Oct '07 11:23 PM

Weekend at Bernies(1) was one of the funniest movies I've ever
seen....the way they kept propping him up and making him wave!!!!

Diva305  (Level: 152.6 - Posts: 1655)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 12:02 AM

I absolutely LOVE that movie Rowlanda

Love to do the Bernie shuffle in the supermarket...wonder why they stare? Haven't they ever seen the movie?

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 12:06 AM

Hey Tuz - when do your bunnies go on the show?

Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 689)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 9:09 AM

Diva: your Cheech and Chong version is SO 'Masterpiece Theater'...I love it! Now, do Dumb and Dumber...cmon!!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 7:56 PM

Hey to Diva....
Another movie where I fell out of my seat - into the aisle
was "Foul Play" ....the part when they push the guy out of the window
He falls into a barrel and rolls down the hill/steps!!!!

And when Goldie goes back to Dudley's "apartment"
Behind her back, he's setting up the MOOD - lights, music etc....
And the doll falls out of the closet!!!!

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