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Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 1:44 AM


Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment
industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet...

"Well, stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"

Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 1:57 AM

Thanks for the laugh. I wish I could hear it with the brogue.

Tuzilla  (Level: 131.0 - Posts: 3769)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 10:22 AM

Ya. Ye kilt ober farty far alreedy.

Eileeny  (Level: 66.5 - Posts: 240)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 10:25 AM

Oh dear i will never applaud anything again lol thats bad...

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2815)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 10:48 AM

Awa' an' bile yer heid, y' bampot!

Kaufman  (Level: 254.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 11:58 AM

Yeah, but if you can ring a bell and clap at the same time, at least he'll get his wings.

Baggiob  (Level: 142.7 - Posts: 888)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 11:59 AM

Whats the difference between Bono and god?

God doesn't think he is Bono.

Kaufman  (Level: 254.0 - Posts: 3936)
Thu, 4th Oct '07 12:04 PM

No, he thinks (shuffling between jokes) he's Arnold Palmer.

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