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Tuzilla  (Level: 130.9 - Posts: 3769)
Sat, 6th Oct '07 6:22 PM


...we were all getting loaded and we gave a guy 2 sleeping pills and 2 laxatives.

Add yours below.

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sat, 6th Oct '07 11:28 PM

....that I said "Hey, I can drink just as much as any of you football players can!"

Ducttape  (Level: 184.8 - Posts: 159)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 12:12 AM

then there was the time this guy wanted to march in the st. patricks day parade because he had green teeth

Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 388)
Mon, 8th Oct '07 8:01 AM

...our joints did not hurt, and and our cholesterol level was normal.

Missashlee  (Level: 125.6 - Posts: 543)
Mon, 8th Oct '07 12:08 PM

... we put a snake in an old purse, placed it on the sidewalk, hid and just watched.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Mon, 8th Oct '07 3:05 PM

The time when I lived in a ground floor apartment and "they" had dug up the patios
outside....The kids were outside - and I heard my 3 year old son say to his 2 year
old sister "Don't touch that green tree snake...." What an imagination that boy
has....I thought....
Half an hour later I stepped out of the door to see where they were....and the whole patio area was writhing and heaving....with green snakes!!!!
Think of the pit in Raiders of the Lost Ark....

Ducttape  (Level: 184.8 - Posts: 159)
Thu, 11th Oct '07 3:03 PM

...the energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery

Oogie54  (Level: 198.8 - Posts: 1120)
Fri, 12th Oct '07 11:26 PM

....tried stepping over an electric fence after wading a creek.

Histomimi  (Level: 212.1 - Posts: 13)
Sat, 13th Oct '07 11:24 AM

Two peanuts entered a bar, one was assaulted.

Ducttape  (Level: 184.8 - Posts: 159)
Sat, 13th Oct '07 12:20 PM

...a man obsessed wuth man-bear-pig won the nobel peace prize

Tuzilla  (Level: 130.9 - Posts: 3769)
Sat, 13th Oct '07 3:35 PM

Oogie! My cousin knows your pain. He is a living example of the old story of what happens if you pee on an electric fence. Think technicolor...and not in the shades you would prefer or want in such places.

Oogie54  (Level: 198.8 - Posts: 1120)
Sat, 13th Oct '07 9:45 PM

LOL Tuz, I know a couple guys who took the dare to pee on an elec. fence...once.

Papajensai  (Level: 189.7 - Posts: 1025)
Sun, 14th Oct '07 6:08 PM

Then there was the time these three vampires walked into a bar...
The first one ordered a glass of AB negative...
The second one ordered a glass of O positive...
The third one ordered a glass of plasma...
And the barkeeper said, "Okay, so that's two bloods and a blood lite?"

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