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eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 1:28 PM

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!

Today I went through my underwear drawer and threw away all the "ill-fitting," "keep-only-in-case-of-laundry-emergency," "put-me-in-a-bad-mood-every-time-I-wear-them" underwear.

The men will be scratching their heads on this one but the women will understand.

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 1:35 PM

Wedgytime!!!!
I buy the V-cut ones, but they still
"rub"in all the wrong places....
Probably designed by men!!!!

Freedom is NO underwear!!!!

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.9 - Posts: 3936)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 1:46 PM

And when I saw the subject line and the author, I expected it to be an announcement that you had put your CQ behind you. I can't wait to see if your underwear contributed to a question

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 1:48 PM

No, but I should have. But now that I have thrown them away, they no longer have to be my pet peeve.

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 1:57 PM

I died laughing when I read this because I have done the same thing before. No guilt here....out with the yuck and in with the new.

jeannette
Jeannette  (Level: 110.8 - Posts: 1736)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 1:57 PM

great i did it other day must go through clothing as well .why do we keep things that dont fit

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 2:08 PM

I had this one pair I was so glad to see go. They were Vanity Fair, not cheap, so I don't know why they gave me so much grief. They would start out the day normal, sleek, comfortable. But as the day wore on, they would get bigger and bigger and bigger until the end of the afternoon, one leg would be up almost to my waist (and riding where its not supposed to) and the waist would be sticking up out of my pants. What the hell? Were they the incredible growing underwear, just add butt?

Sorry, just thinking about them I can feel the bitterness creeping in.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 4:46 PM

What's an underwear?

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 4:56 PM

I think you over the pond folks call them unthinkables or maybe knickers.

larefamiliaris
Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 4:59 PM

Ahh. Ta.

Wasn't the 'Titanic' unthinkable? Is that similar to the undies Eesus was throwing out?

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 5:09 PM

When I read the subject title, I thought the parole board had finally relented.....??

(Sorry Lodi, I couldn't resist! *running and ducking*)


~Bev

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 6:41 PM


Attention Sploofers-- all Essie's used underwear is now available for sale on my website.

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:00 PM

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

aquamar
Aquamar  (Level: 178.9 - Posts: 909)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:03 PM

Thank you all for giving me my laugh of the day.

Cathy

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:22 PM



You could have at least shut the back door, Smaug. And I want my superman nightgown back.

kaelin
Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:28 PM

wtg Lodi - I don't have the problem of the enlarging underwear - but I do have a problem with the underweard I get rid of - I don't know how, but every time I find my husband's underwear with holes, I throw them away - and they come back - (I think there is a Stephen King movie about it) - scares the Eesusbejesus out of me.


cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:32 PM

I couldn't resist.I went in and counted 40 Pair. I would say at least 10 that no longer fit, 10 ,what was I thinking when I bought them ,and another 10 that really need to go out. so that leaves me with the 10 that I wear all the time.I think I will toss them all and buy all new ones this week. (some of them I think are 10 years old)

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:46 PM

Hooray! I'm not sure why new panties make me happy.

Next month, I attack the bra drawer.

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.9 - Posts: 3936)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:50 PM

Wasn't he a Batman villain?

oldcougar
Oldcougar  (Level: 220.4 - Posts: 1935)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 7:51 PM

What I want to know is why our choices are between thongs & mini-bikinis or full-cut cotton granny bloomers. Hi-cut panties with a bit of lace are as rare as hens teeth. Don't they know we rubenesque women like to look & feel good too?

koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 10:38 PM

I swear that I'm going to start sewing my own. They cost something like $6 apiece. Guys get them by the gross for $2.50.

'Course, they don't look as cute ...

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 10:39 PM

I recently did the same. Anything not from Victoria's Secret got trashed. Once you go VS you never go back!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 10:47 PM

How embarrassing. Home made panties. I'm not very, um, crafty so mine would be extra ugly. Plus I'm not patient so mine would be hastily stitched.

I'm a Bali girl. Those are my favorite pairs. Speaking of favorite pairs, I pulled out my very favorite pair 2 weeks ago and put them on. The butt part didn't feel quite right, so I took them off, looked at them, and then marched out to give my husband a good frowning and show him my favorite pair. You see, when you're married to a forester, sometimes strange things end up in your laundry. The reason my favorite pair of panties felt weird was because there were 2 small cockleburs and a freaking TWIG snagged into the butt. He laughed until he couldn't breathe.

I should have my own sitcom.



koota
Koota  (Level: 181.9 - Posts: 2104)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 10:49 PM

Cockleburrs! OMG! I'm speechless!

redwingchick
Redwingchick  (Level: 91.1 - Posts: 420)
Sun, 7th Oct '07 11:07 PM

I should say you have inspired me to write a quiz. I just finished it so watch for it tomorrow!

rnmorg
Rnmorg  (Level: 128.2 - Posts: 690)
Mon, 8th Oct '07 12:06 AM

Believe it or not, the best underwear I have ever worn was handmade Brazilian underwear that some of my nursing assistants make and sell. Of course, I had to lose 60 lbs before I could squeeze my butt into a pair of them, but they fit well and have a cool shape.

rowlanda
Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2856)
Mon, 8th Oct '07 12:10 AM

I don't understand how those things got there Lodi....
Does your husband wear your favorite panties to work????
Or did he just bring twigs etc.home, instead of flowers????

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.0 - Posts: 5883)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 5:44 PM

Hanky panky going on in the woods would be my first guess.

stone
Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 6:00 PM

Watch out for poison ivy! I know a couple who got it; very difficult to scratch!

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 6:06 PM

No, you're only supposed to do that on the 8th of May, right?

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 8:00 PM


Attention Sploofers: The famous and notorious used Eesusbejesus panties with cockleburrs and twigs now available at two-for-one prices.





Or at lot prices. Or free, just get all this mulch crud out of my warehouse.

sherilynn1962
Sherilynn1962  (Level: 116.2 - Posts: 372)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 8:34 PM

Who keeps 40 pairs of panties?


I have to keep throwing my hubby's out, too. How do those holes get in them, anyway? Disgusting!

smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 9:21 PM

""Who keeps 40 pairs of panties?"""


Hey man, don't judge me.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 9:24 PM

Yeah, not till you've walked a mile in Smaug's panties.

texlewee
Texlewee  (Level: 34.1 - Posts: 601)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 10:45 PM

I used to go to Victoria's Secret.... They threw me out 'cause I kept drooling on the merchandise.




smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Tue, 9th Oct '07 11:26 PM


Funny you mention that, because I was the one that solely devised and personally launched the Victoria's Secret changing room webcam.

Although the judge and the media took a totally different view of it...


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