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1mks  (Level: 221.2 - Posts: 5932)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 12:06 PM


1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog/cat Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a girl, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to..." replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh S*$#! What Happened!?!?!?!

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3640)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 2:14 PM

Well, I'm depressed now. I swore I would never grow up.

Chyenn  (Level: 210.7 - Posts: 1332)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 2:53 PM

aarrggghhhh! according to this list, my "grown"kids are right .. i AM as old as dirt.

1mks  (Level: 221.2 - Posts: 5932)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 2:55 PM

We're still young at heart and that is what they say...there may be snow on the roof ........hhhmmm..can't remember the rest. hahahahaha I have snow everywhere! I still have fun!

Oldcougar  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 1935)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 3:45 PM

Hah! I still don't fit on one, it's not official yet

Koota  (Level: 189.4 - Posts: 2122)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 7:39 PM

It can't be me! I spend 90% of my computer time playing Sploofus! LOL

Whew! I feel younger already!

Missgeorge  (Level: 63.0 - Posts: 387)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 8:14 PM

When I turned 50 last year I went to a store called Party City and bought a hat for turning 50 that said "Been There, Done That, Can't Remember." The hat they have for turning 60 says "At my age, happy hour is a nap." I am looking forward to that one.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Thu, 1st Nov '07 8:55 PM

The "Official" definition of "Young"
is when you still don't know what
you want to be when you grow up....

Cristinap  (Level: 31.4 - Posts: 133)
Fri, 2nd Nov '07 10:41 AM

I am still in my 20's and I fit every one OMG!

Cristinap  (Level: 31.4 - Posts: 133)
Fri, 2nd Nov '07 10:43 AM

I am still in my 20's and I fit every one OMG!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Fri, 2nd Nov '07 7:42 PM

Take comfort Cristina, in that the above says "signs you have grown up"
Not signs that you are old....
I've always been struck by the irony in that we spend our first 30 years trying to
prove how MATURE we are...and the rest of our lives trying to "live it down' "cover it up" appear younger than we are....and make sure we never get old and die....

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