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Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 4:59 PM




ATTN: Beneficiary,

We are pleased to inform you that we have negotiated instruction with our
correspondent Bank, Citi Bank of Nigeria Plc. (CBN) to draw
US$5.4million,which represent part payment of your contract fund from
their account with usand credit in your favor in settlement of a contract
involving the Nigeria government.The transfer is irrevocable,indivisible
and non-transferable.

This transaction has been secured with personal identification
computerized sealed Numbers, Payment Accreditation Pin No, Transfer Access
Code (Tag) and anti terrorist clearance certificate to enable us identify
the bonfire beneficiary and to avoid diversion of the fund to wrong

Please contact the Director, Foreign Operations Union Bank of Nigeria
Plc(UBN)Attn: MR MIKE EZE on his telephone number 234-01476890766 or or with your
Telephone, fax number and Bank details to enable us release your fund to
your nominated bank account without any further delay. If we do not
receive your information for re-confirmation from you within 7 days from
date of this email the transfer will be null and void as we have many
contractors to pay.

Be it known to you that your transfer charge of 0.1% will be deducted from
the total sum before final transfer to your account, you are advised to
act fast regarding to this subject matter as we have a limited time to
conclude all payment in this second quarter of the year.

For further enquiry you can contact this bank with the above telephone
number.We most sincerely sorry forever inconvenience as occasion in this

Yours truly,

Senior Managing Director
Security & Investigation

Note: This e-mail may contain PRIVILEGED and CONFIDENTIAL information and
is intended only for the use of the specific individual(s) to which it is
addressed. If you are not an intended recipient of this e-mail, you are
hereby notified that any unauthorized use, dissemination or copying of
this e-mail or the information contained in it or attached to it is
strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please
delete it and immediately notify the person named above by reply

Kaufman  (Level: 269.9 - Posts: 3941)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 5:10 PM

What part of priviledged and confidential don't you understand? Now you'll probably never see a cent of it.

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 5:12 PM

Drat. Story of my life.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 5:25 PM

These people usually also recommend that you tell no-one....
in case you get inundated with Begging letters....
I'm going to send my begging letter anyway!!!! Just because
you can't play by the Rules, doesn't mean I shold lose out !!!!

Chyenn  (Level: 210.7 - Posts: 1332)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 6:00 PM

one true phrase in the whole mess... "We most sincerely sorry forever "

they are sorry, loathesome crooks!

Oogie54  (Level: 210.8 - Posts: 1120)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 7:05 PM

The second paragraph spells it out,"bonfire beneficiary" apparently does not qualify you, no flames....just Smoke.

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 7:27 PM

LOL@ Oogers!

Chy, isn't amazing how high up one can get in the financial world of London with no English to speak of? The thing reads like those translated Chinese furniture assembly instructions that come with cheap computer desks.

No worries, Row, as soon as the check is deposited in my bank I'm gonna pay off your house, buy you a new car, and take you on a round-the-world cruise! We'll have a blast! Start packing!

Donden  (Level: 112.5 - Posts: 2127)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 7:41 PM

Smoke, are you SURE that wasn't from Surreyman?

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 7:56 PM

Nah. His English is marginally better than that.

Ladyvol  (Level: 213.0 - Posts: 5675)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 10:41 PM

I hate to tell you this smoke but I've gotten at least 5 of these letters in the last couple of soon as I get my money if Row doesn't want to go with you on the cruise we'll pool our resources and bags are already packed!

Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4285)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 11:02 PM

I am really irritated.
That beaurocratic two-timing Mr. Bello told me I was the fortunate beneficiary of $5.4 million! Grrrrrrgh!!!

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 11:37 PM

Heck, with US$5.4 million we can hire a fleet of cruise ships and take all of Sploofus along!

All abooarrrd!

Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Fri, 16th Nov '07 11:42 PM

I have been getting 6-8 of these every day. You are welcome to my share, Claudette

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 1:14 AM

Hey Smoke and Vickie....
that's the PPurrrffectt solution....
We'll ALL go on a Cruise for the
next convention....and no-one
will need to drive home drunk!!!!

Kaelin  (Level: 49.2 - Posts: 1685)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 1:37 AM

Pep & Smoke - I have that also - I guess we are in a three way tie?

Chyenn  (Level: 210.7 - Posts: 1332)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 2:09 AM

i subscribe to a newsletter for computer tips from (in fact. it was through their newsletter that learned about Sploofus in 2005.)


this article was in an edition this week.. thought it might be useful to some of you here.

Reporting Spam E-mail

We here at WorldStart often tell you about new e-mail scams that are going around on the Internet, but we've never really told you what you can do to report all the spam you receive in your Inbox. Lately, I've been asked that question a lot, so I figured it was about time we addressed it. I do apologize for taking so long to do so. Reporting spam e-mail is very easy to do and if everyone does their part, who knows, maybe the bad side of e-mail will finally disappear for good. Let's check it out, shall we?!

First of all, I want to make sure everyone is clear on what I'm referring to when I say spam e-mail. Spam can come in a variety of ways, including messages from business marketers trying to sell their products, forwards, bogus money offers and just any messages you may get from people you don't know. I'm sure you all have gotten your fair share of those, because no matter what you do, it seems impossible to protect your e-mail address from getting into the wrong hands. And I don't know about you, but junk e-mails really get on my nerves and they waste my time!

So, the next time you see a spam e-mail in your Inbox that you think is deceptive, do us all a favor and forward it to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) at this address: You can do that just by hitting the Forward button in your e-mail and typing that address on the To: line. The FTC then uses the e-mails they get at that address to pursue law enforcement actions against the people who send them. They have even put together a new law against spammers, called the CAN-SPAM law, which is designed to hold spammers responsible for their actions. It's nice to know there is something we all can do to help combat the dreadful problem of spam. Do your part today and let's all start to make a difference!


i think i'll give it a shot.. can't hurt.

Oldcougar  (Level: 229.6 - Posts: 1935)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 2:31 AM

Thanks Chyenn, great info Does anyone know of a Canadian address? I'm getting very sick of them trying to enlarge the penis I don't have

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 4:19 AM

Forward them here.

For my friend.
His name is erm, John.
John Johnson.

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 5:55 AM

Johnson? Sure it's not Willie Johnson?

Larefamiliaris  (Level: 135.2 - Posts: 877)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 6:01 AM

He's got a brother - Richard.
Most people shorten his name tho'.

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 6:05 AM

Hey Smoke....
Did you know Willie Johnson as well????
His alias was Tom Thumb....

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 6:56 AM

- I'd like to reiterate for all the guys....
Size DOES NOT matter!!!!
Just like boob size doesn't matter!!!!

- Nobody commented on the topic of having
a Cruise for the next Sploofus Convention

Slicko  (Level: 223.9 - Posts: 1609)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 7:44 AM

Got one of these today from somebody named Robinson Kuku - last name sounds appropriate.

Kaufman  (Level: 269.9 - Posts: 3941)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 8:21 AM

No way. He'll jump all over the couch, and we'll lose our damage deposit.

Maurlin  (Level: 221.5 - Posts: 2718)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 8:41 AM

No fair...I got 16 of those letters, and all of the money was promised to ME! I'm not sharing! All I had to do was send a money order for 10K, along with the title to my residence and car, to an unmarked bank account in the Caymans, just to expedite the processing, and all will be returned to me with my 2 million in winnings. Of course I sent it all 3 months ago...I'm sure the delay is just because of the foreign currency processing and converting into American dollars. Now I'm negotiating for a bridge in New York that someone is selling online. I got an email about that last week, and I need to hurry because I'm sure the offer won't be available for very long.

Smoke20  (Level: 62.6 - Posts: 2812)
Sat, 17th Nov '07 10:28 PM

Boy, they sure saw YOU coming! But all they want from me is my bank account number. US$5.4 Million is a pretty good deal for nine numbers. Won't they be surprised when they find out their deposit brings my balance all the way up to US$5,400,004.31!

Rowlanda  (Level: 70.0 - Posts: 2853)
Sun, 18th Nov '07 3:20 AM

After you've finished negotiating re. the bridge in New York....
there's some swamp property in Florida I'd like to talk to you about!!!!
I'll thrown in 30 alligators for FREE, if you call in the next 30 minutes!!!!

Surreyman  (Level: 274.6 - Posts: 2776)
Sun, 18th Nov '07 11:23 AM

Hey Donden, does you fink I's goin to ever donote she milions of dollers?

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