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1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5886)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 8:08 AM

THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT REALLY AREN'T.



"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready




cjar855
Cjar855  (Level: 133.4 - Posts: 838)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 9:52 AM

Oh You dirty girl!LOL Now that was funny!....

joelwdonnal
Joelwdonnal  (Level: 117.9 - Posts: 268)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 10:00 AM

Funny stuff...May you all have a wonderful holiday season and may life bring you everything you need to be happy and prosperous.
Joel and Donna

suzannec
Suzannec  (Level: 247.3 - Posts: 616)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 10:32 AM

Love them all. I'll be sure to say a few of those to my grandma!

xhoney1
Xhoney1  (Level: 76.0 - Posts: 185)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 10:54 AM

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! OMG that is hilarious!!

Have a beautiful Thanksgiving everyone

Lisa

gypsylady
Gypsylady  (Level: 142.8 - Posts: 6057)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 12:09 PM

Thanks for sharing, Marsha! Those are funny!

Marilyn...

chyenn
Chyenn  (Level: 202.6 - Posts: 1332)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 12:42 PM

Marsha, how do you expect us to keep a straight face at the dinner table Thursday after reading these??

1mks
1mks  (Level: 211.2 - Posts: 5886)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 1:14 PM

You can be thankful that I am not at your table.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 2:06 PM

I have found that when it pops up, sometimes its really not ready and sometimes its already done. You shouldn't rely on that as an indicator.

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 2:54 PM

......When WHAT pops up, Lodi??


~Bev

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 3:22 PM

Why I was referring to the little turkey popper upper thing. What were YOU thinking, Bev?



smaug
Smaug  (Level: 141.2 - Posts: 2772)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 5:05 PM

How about this one!! :

"Stop having sex with the dog in the middle of the room!"





Wait, maybe I'm unclear on the concept...

papermanbill
Papermanbill  (Level: 41.3 - Posts: 1313)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 6:46 PM

I was surprised "Not" to see anything about 18 pound Butterballs.

bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Mon, 19th Nov '07 8:25 PM

I wuz thinking that my education has been sadly lacking certain details, Lodi.

I did not know that turkeys had li'l popper-upper thingies.
So there ya go, huh??



~Bev

brizer
Brizer  (Level: 125.6 - Posts: 2)
Tue, 20th Nov '07 11:32 AM

well we don't celebrate thanksgiven in the UK but it certainly sound like a good day lol.


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