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bushyfox
Bushyfox  (Level: 174.4 - Posts: 2403)
Tue, 27th Nov '07 3:07 PM

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029



......No Apologies! .......




HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica

No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines












stone
Stone  (Level: 35.0 - Posts: 259)
Tue, 27th Nov '07 3:41 PM

May I add--the floating island of New Orleans continues to produce/process a third of the US petroleum products.

felix
Felix  (Level: 109.3 - Posts: 2500)
Wed, 28th Nov '07 7:23 AM

You left out: "Hillary and NASCAR Make Comebacks After Years of Reason!"

spacecat
Spacecat  (Level: 158.5 - Posts: 667)
Thu, 29th Nov '07 2:49 PM

Sports Hilites 2029

Toronto Mapleleafs still hoping for first Stanley Cup since 1967 or

Chicago Cubs WIN World Series! Shucks! It was just a dream.

Cleveland finally has a championship in a major sport.

Joe Gredi signs first billion dollar contract


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