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phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 2:52 PM

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR DISTURBED FRIENDS

In the midst of madness and his cousin sadness it is good to pause and laugh.


1. Schizophrenia -- Do I Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and
Trees and....

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming To Town To Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, and I Don't Know Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells.....

geophile
Geophile  (Level: 159.3 - Posts: 1519)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 3:38 PM

I've seen that before but it is great for a laugh again. Thanks for sharing!

berylm
Berylm  (Level: 156.3 - Posts: 478)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 5:48 PM

Hee hee - just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you ...!

phitzy1
Phitzy1  (Level: 66.4 - Posts: 873)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 9:01 PM

I think that this was posted back in "05, but, what the heck, it's the holidays...

maurlin
Maurlin  (Level: 213.3 - Posts: 2671)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 9:32 PM

I hadn't seen it before, so thanks for posting it!

pepperdoc
Pepperdoc  (Level: 152.5 - Posts: 4286)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 10:14 PM

I sang them to my imaginary friends. They loved them.

eesusbejesus
Eesusbejesus  (Level: 75.0 - Posts: 3645)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 11:46 PM

Those were some really good songs....hey, is that an island up there in that picture? I wonder where my black sweat pants are.

eileeny
Eileeny  (Level: 67.1 - Posts: 240)
Mon, 10th Dec '07 11:48 PM

Me myself and I really enjoyed this post we all thank you, even my imaginary friends that think I need professional help !

kaufman
Kaufman  (Level: 256.8 - Posts: 3936)
Tue, 11th Dec '07 6:28 AM

Now as to why my friend with short term memory loss keeps sending me those daily partridges ...


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