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Surreyman  (Level: 257.1 - Posts: 2766)
Wed, 12th Dec '07 7:17 AM


Well, someone's gotta start the Christmas jokes.

Here's the current crop from Brit crackers!

What goes 'Ho! Ho! Ho! Thump!'? Father Christmas laughing his head off!

What do gnomes fear at Christmas? Santa giving them the sack!

What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"

How do you make a slow reindeer fast? Don't feed it !

Hey, I’ve got a great Christmas joke - this’ll sleigh you!

Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses. And it gives ‘em low elf esteem.

“Wenceslas.” Waddya mean, “Wenceslas’?” “Wenceslas train home?”

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.

How do you make the Chairman laugh on Boxing Day? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!

What do you see at a Christmas Games Convention? Chess nuts boasting in the foyer.

My kid helps Santa back up the chimney by leaving a ladder in the stocking.

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down? Stacks!

Why do birds fly south at Christmas? It’s too far to walk.

How do elves greet each other? "Small world, ain't it?"

What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo!

Is Barbie coming with Ken for Christmas?

Are people who hate Santa claustrophobic?

This year, Santa’s got a gnu crew.

Do Santa’s helpers need elf insurance?

Where do you find reindeer? Under a cloud, dear.

Oh well .......... Yule Britannia!

Surreyman  (Level: 257.1 - Posts: 2766)
Wed, 12th Dec '07 7:45 AM

PS: Where are the baubles in the Sploofus Christmas logo, then?!

Koota  (Level: 180.6 - Posts: 2097)
Wed, 12th Dec '07 11:18 AM

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?

Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Mindmonkey  (Level: 268.3 - Posts: 295)
Wed, 12th Dec '07 8:09 PM

oh ig!

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